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hwpHi. Hi. Hi. Hi.
Im X-ray Cat. Ive got super powers.
I can see through wooden doors
with my X-ray vision. Wooden doors.
I can see the criminal on the other side.
He cant see me, and hes committing crime.
I come along and say "I can see you. He says
"You cant." I say "Yes, I can with my..."
X-ray...
X-ray Cat.
"You cant get me. You cant get me."
"Yes, I can. Yes, I can."
"Yes, I can. Yes..."
The bananas.
I know a banana who applied for a job
as a telephone repairman.
Guy came and said "You want a job here?"
And he said "Yeah, I wanna get a job."
"You got the job!
You got the job, buddy!"
And then the beavers came. The beaver
started yelling at the other beaver.
The beaver started yelling at the other beaver.
He said "You stupid beaver!"
"You stupid..."
(# "Problems" by Sex Pistols)
Bye, Gord. Good luck.
Hey! Get off that skateboard!
# Too many problems
Oh, why am I here
# I dont need to be me
Cos youre all too clear
# And I can see
theres something wrong with you
# But what do you expect me to do?
# At least I gotta know what I wanna be
# Dont come to me if you need pity
# Are you lonely?
You got no one
# You got your body in suspension
# Problem
# Problem
# Problem
# The problem is you
# Eat your heart out on a plastic tray...
# Problem
# Problem
# Problem
# The problem is you
Gordie, honey.
Im so sad youre leaving me.
Why are you moving to Los Angeles
to work in a cheese factory?
Im not gonna just work in a cheese sandwich
factory. Im gonna shop my drawings.
- Im gonna be like Charles Schulz.
- Youll be fine.
- No, Im gonna be like Charles Schulz.
- Thats my boy. Confidence.
Youre a big man now.
Youve got a job, a goddamn real job, Gord.
And you gave up on those stupid doodles.
Theyre not stupid. Theyre not stupid.
Whatever. At least
youre leaving Daddys basement.
Sh, Jim. He has a very nice job.
Look at our little baby boy.
Hes all grown up. You come here.
- Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom...
- You little baby...
Mom, stop it. Stop it.
Mom, Im a -year-old man.
Hey, baby. Hes a -year-old man.
Yeah, Im a -year-old man.
My bus is about to leave,
so Im gonna get on it...
...and Im gonna leave... on it.
- Son, wait.
- What?
Youre not taking that bus to Los Angeles.
You bought me a ticket
on this bus to Los Angeles.
Thats not all we bought you.
- There! Its yours. Hop in.
- Oh!
- Come on, youre driving.
- Its a... Its a LeBaron.
You bet your boots its a LeBaron.
Good car. Convertible.
Jeez. A convertible.
It says "# Son" on the license plate.
Thats me. Im the number one son.
- What about me, Mom?
- Youre number one son, too.
Then how come
Gord gets a LeBaron and I dont?
- Cos they love me more than they love you.
- No. No, they dont.
Oh, yeah? I only see one LeBaron, Freddy.
I dont see two LeBarons.
- Gordie. Gordie.
- Do you see two?
- Knock it off.
- Wheres your LeBaron, Freddy?
- Boys! Boys!
- How many LeBarons are there? Two?
Shut up!
Gord, this car is more than a gift.
Its...
Its kind of an investment in you.
It means I believe in my son.
You be a good man.
Father, I... I will be a good man.
You make your daddy proud. You hear me?
Im gonna make you proud, Daddy.
Im gonna make you so proud.
Make your daddy proud.
- Youre gonna be so proud.
- Proud?
Proud.
Get the fuck outta the way!
Well...
...the boys grown up.
Hes finally gone.
(# "Cars" by Gary Numan)
# Here in my car
I feel safest of all
# I can lock all my doors
Its the only way to live...
- What are you doin to that horse?
- This is a stud farm, boy.
I wanna try the horsey!
I wanna try the horsey!
Oh! Oh!
Oh, this is fun!
Look at me, Daddy. Im a farmer.
Oh! Oh! This is fun. Look at me, Daddy.
Im a farmer. Im a farmer, Daddy.
When I grow up I wanna be a farmer!
Im a farmer!
- Im really proud of that kid.
- Yeah. I think hes all grown up.
(# "Ive Gotta Be Me"
by Sammy Davis Jnr.)
# Whether Im right
# Or whether Im wrong
# Whether I find a place in this world
# Or never belong
# I gotta be me
# I gotta be me
# What else can I be but what I am?
# I want to live
# Not merely survive
# And I wont give up this dream of life
that keeps me alive
# I gotta be me
# I gotta be me
# Daring to try, to do it or die
# Ive gotta be me...
Look at me.
Im sexy. Im a sexy boy.
Ding-dong! Ding-dong!
Ding-dong! Ding-dong!
Ding-dong! Ding-dong!
Ding-dong! Ding-dong!
Ding-dong!
- Thats lunch, everyone.
- Hey, are you guys leaving?
Can I help you?
Excuse me. Can I help you?
- Excuse me!
- Its OK. Im here with the bag.
- Bag?
- The bag for the eels.
- What?
- For the badger, the badger.
What? What?
Hey! What are you talking about?
Are you here for a delivery?
- Japan .
- Japan ? What?
Japan ?
Ive got the package you guys ordered.
- Wait. Whos it for?
- Its smudged.
I can really only make out "Boss".
- You mean Mr. Davidson?
- Uh, Peter Davidson?
- Dave.
- Dave Davidson, yeah. Dave Davidson.
See, that part was really smudged. OK?
You said Dave Davidson, then it triggered
into my brain. You know how that happens?
- Hes the head guy?
- Yes.
So if you wanted to ge
