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hwpHere you go. Thank you.
Ill be right back with your order.
Good morning, Bill.
Let me guess. Pancakes, side of bacon.
Whos dying? Come on, pick it up.
Phil, Big Papa, please? I need .
I love it when you call me Big Papa.
Hey, youre up early today.
Okay, youre good to go.
Is this yours?
Does that line ever work?
Wha the problem here?
I hot!
Here you go.
Sorry.
Why not? My grandfather was a lawyer.
Plus, I have a logical mind.
And youre only, like, what? $ short
of what you need for law school?
- Piece of cake.
- Piece of pie.
Piece of ass. So what would you do?
- I dont know.
- Liar.
You know, I was thinking
I could go back to school full-time.
And quit here? I wont allow it, Slim.
- Careful, i hot.
- Sorry, sir.
- Ever try the Roc?
- What?
I the deodorant thing.
I like salts or something.
You rub it on your pits.
It looks like some kind of hippie crystal.
- Are you saying I sweat?
- No, you just...
- Do I smell?
- No. God...
- Ladies?
- Okay. Your turn.
Im sweating too much.
You waiting for somebody?
- Something to drink?
- Just water, thanks.
Ill give you a minute to look at the menu.
Tha okay. I was in here yesterday, Slim.
- Wha your real name?
- No.
I like it. Dont you think
i kind of negative, though?
No, I dont tell my name.
Okay.
Give me the soup, turkey burger,
coleslaw, couple of extra slices of tomato.
I write books. Do you read books?
What are you reading now?
You know Finnegans Wake by James Joyce?
My friend told me i the hardest book
in the English language.
I mean, not the hardest, but the hardest one
that you can actually read.
I thought to myself, if I can get through it,
I could probably read the rest.
- How long have you been reading it?
- Six years.
Ill be back with your soup.
- He likes you.
- Hes a dick.
- He was in here yesterday, you know?
- I know.
Now hes back today, he brought a rose,
he pulls you into conversation.
Okay, so he likes me.
- So, do you like him?
- I dont know him.
Wha that got to do with anything?
Hes a major piece of cake, piece of pie.
Trust me, okay? Hes carrot cake.
And when a guy like that,
whos actually cuter than you, likes you...
Hes cuter than me?
Face it, no one will ever go for you
because of your looks.
That sucks, because my personality bites.
Cup of soup.
You dont really write books, do you?
No.
I havent really been reading
Finnegans Wake either.
Im going into law...
...enforcement.
Whos the rose for?
Enjoy your grub.
Hey!
You.
How much did you settle on?
Excuse me?
The bet. How much is it?
You and your friend, yesterday, was it $ ?
Was it $ ? What was it?
What?
He bet his friend...
...that he could get into your pants
by noon tomorrow.
Is this your business?
Are you the morals police?
Take it easy, man.
I was just having some fun.
What was it? $ or $ ?
I want to know what Im worth.
The bet was for $ .
But now that I know you...
...way too high.
Dont come back here again...
...ever.
Im sorry to get in your business.
No. Thanks.
I cant believe you actually said something.
Id have felt bad about it...
...if Id have kept quiet.
Good luck.
Please tell me, Phil,
as Mitch was rather vague...
...is her father dead, too?
Well, he is to her.
He left when she was maybe two or three.
- Then Im happy to pay for the wedding.
- Yes, were very happy.
You sure you love me?
Forever and ever?
Youre safe with me, Slim.
Youre safe, and i okay to be happy.
We deserve it.
- Wait, so this was during or after college?
- During.
Wha wrong with you?
No, I mean, why did you and Slim break up?
Im terrible in bed.
Plus, she had to drop out,
some money problems...
...and so we kind of evolved
into being friends.
What do you think?
Can I take you home right now?
If youve got a sense of humour.
My kids are out for tonight...
I live in Seattle. Women always want
the possibility of long-term.
I didnt just propose.
I just thought that maybe we could...
...have a brief,
totally unsatisfying sexual encounter.
Im your guy.
Excuse me, Im sorry, Im sorry...
...but Ive got to get up at :
in the morning to buy green beans.
Now...
...I know you dont need it,
but i tradition in my family...
...to give money to the groom.
- Tha sweet.
Thank you, Phil.
And thank you for giving me away today.
Youre the best substitute father
a girl ever had.
No substitute. Im the real thing.
Thank you.
He really loves you.
Yeah.
You gonna give me babies, Slim?
Yeah.
How soon?
How soon can we get out of here?
- Hi.
- Hello.
Weve been driving around...
...and my wife has fallen completely in love
with your house.
Yes, i great, isnt it?
We want to buy it.
She wants it for our family.
- Well, i... Were not selling.
- Sure you are.
Tha the price.
Dont worry, i well over market.
- Youre out of your mind.
- I know, tha just it.
So before you say no again...
...think how miserable one determined,
crazy person can make you.
Miserable today, tomorrow, pretty much
every day, until the day you sell.
Your kids are grown,
youll be happier in a smaller place.
Parker, how are you? Hows the jump shot?
Mitch!
- Not now
