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hwp- Darling?
- As soon as I finish the chapter, honey.
How many more pages?
- About eight.
- Oh.
- Shall we leave it till tomorrow maybe, darling?
- Sure. Okay, honey.
- Night.
- Night.
Wow
What we need in the world today
Is a guide for the married man
Some simple thing that in every way
Would provide for the harried man
Help him not to worry
Assist him to relax
Help him slow his heart rate
And spare him cardiacs
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Such a guide would in many ways
Turn the tide for the married man
Enable husbands to fill their days
As only the married can
Every man would praise it
Its such a splendid plan
Someday soon we shall point with pride
To the guide
For the married man
By the side of the married man
Tis the lady who shares his life
You help the bride of the married man
By removing the husbands strife
Every wife whos truthful
Who treasures married bliss
Must keep her husband youthful
What better way than this
Each and every device we know
Should be tried by the married man
And who can question the debt hell owe
To the guide for the married man
It will list things universal
From Pittsburgh to Japan
And every man can be satisfied
By the guide
For the married man
The married man, the married man
- Hi, Mr. Manning!
- Hiya, Charlie baby.
- Go get Debbie. Tell em were waiting.
- Okay.
And hurry back out.
Hiya, Paul.
- Hi, Ed. Nice morning, isnt it?
- Beautiful.
- Hows Ruth?
- Fine. Harriet?
Fine. Oh, that reminds me.
Look, if it should happen to come up,
I had lunch with you yesterday.
Yesterday? No, no, no.
That was Thursday.
- Yesterday, I had lunch with-
- With me, Paul. With me.
Oh. Yeah.
Who was she, Ed?
When I left the barbershop
a few days ago...
there was this lady traffic cop...
and she was writing me out
a parking ticket.
- Hi, Daddy! Hi, Daddy!
- Daddy! Hi!
But how did you know
shed be willing?
After a while, you sort of begin
to develop a nose for it.
Yes, but at the beginning-
the first time, for instance.
How did you know
the first time?
- Instinct.
- Hey, Daddy! Daddy, look!
Well, what if you dont have instinct?
You have to sort of put out feelers.
You know, a little joke first.
- What?
- You have to sort of put out feelers.
- A-A little joke first, and then you-
- Joke?
- You can joke at a time like that?
- Why not?
I dont know. I just thought
youd be too, uh, scar- too fri-
- Do you have to take her out first?
- Daddy.!
But what if someone recognizes your car
in front of the motel?
Let Hertz put you in the drivers seat.
Daddy.! Look at me.
- Hi, kids. Hi.
- Hi, hi.
- Do all married guys do it, Ed?
- No, no.
Maybe there comes a time
in every marriage...
when the guy considers it,
but not all of them give in to it.
Only about %.
Which I think is about to go up to .
Huh? No, not me.
Never. Never in a hundred years.
Never in a thousand years.
Never in a... million years.
A million.
Why, Ed? Why?
Why does a guy do it?
I can understand it if he doesnt like his wife
or he isnt happy at home.
But why if he loves his wife, if hes crazy
about her and hes glad hes married to her...
and he never wants
to be married to anyone else?
- Why, Ed? Why?
- Lots of reasons.
A manifestation of latent insecurity.
Cant get better meat than that.
But you know something?
Youd get awfully tired of it...
if you didnt have some fish
once in a while.
Because shes there.
- Is that why you do it?
- No, no, no, no.
Remember how it used to be with a girl
when you first met her?
- Heart leaping with joy.
- Yeah.
A song on your lips.
- I wanted to feel that again.
- Yeah. Feel that.
- I knew I was right when I heard
what happened to this guy. - Uh-huh?
Married years...
of the cleanest years you ever saw.
Never so much as looked at another girl,
never mind the other thing.
And then-
Oh!
No.
Yeah. Right in front of
his wife and everything.
- Boy, oh, boy.
- I wouldnt wanna do that to Harriet.
And Ill tell you
a very interesting thing.
- It helped my marriage.
- Really?
Uh-huh. Every once in a while,
I used to resent Harriet-
like it was her fault
I was missing out on all the others.
Now I havent resented her
for six and a half years.
No kidding?
- Right in front of his wife and everything, eh?
- Yeah.
Boy, Id sure hate for me to do something
like that in front of Ruth and everything.
- Paul?
- Hmm?
- Are you trying to tell me something?
- No, no.
Its just that... I was thinking-
Well, if it would keep a guy from doing
something like that in front of his wife-
- Maybe Im just not-
- Beer! Popcorn! Peanuts! Cold drinks!
- Two beers, lady.
- Ill have two beers too, lady.
- Thank you, sweetheart.
- My pleasure.
Harriet says well be eating
in about an hour.
Right smack in front of her, huh?
And its clear to the naked eye...
that youre gonna take the plunge
any day now.
- I am?
- Theres no doubt about it.
I was the same way before I began.
- Hey, fellas.
- Come in, Harriet.
Them as wants their hamburgers
rare or medium rare better shake a leg.
- Well be right out.
- Yeah.
Believe me, kid.
Youre primed, rea
