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hwp Question: How does a girl who falls...
No, actually, she jumps...
... eyes open, down a rabbit hole,
plummeting into chaos...
... come out the other end
unchanged?
The answer?
She doesnt.
See, I know,
because that girl is me.
But to truly understand
the predicament I was in...
... i.e., stuck in the middle of chaos...
... youd have to go back
to that first day at my new job.
Actually, to be fair,
you should go back a little further...
... starting with Mom.
Dont worry. Im not blaming her...
... entirely.
She believed that all problems could
be solved by listening to Carly Simon.
Greatest Hits.
Side two. Hurry.
Something about her voice,
or her lyrics, or her music...
... helped Mom clear the chaos...
... especially after a fight with Dad.
Or when he left us for good.
People said Mom was better off.
They said she was lucky.
But she believed...
Luck is when preparation
meets opportunity.
You gotta prepare
for the life you want.
And though I knew I wanted
a career in broadcast journalism...
... it took a little Carly
and a lot of time...
... to find the person
I most wanted to work with.
- She is smart and she is learning.
- Diane Sawyer.
- Chic, smart, intelligent...
- And she married well.
Good point.
- Shes a little beige.
- No, no, shes taupe.
Taupe is never beige.
Taupes classic. Confident.
- It says, "Im elegant."
- "And I dont need color to prove it."
There you go.
I wanna work with her one day.
- You should work with her.
- I will work with her.
With my career decided,
I left for college...
... hopeful I would meet someone
I could be certain of.
- Phillip.
- Bruce.
- Jeremy.
- Noah.
- Trotsky.
- Frank.
- Bean.
- Bean? As in, "How have you...?"
Bean. Yeah.
- I really, really like him, Mom.
- You do?
Yeah, I do. I think I do. Maybe.
Dont over-commit yourself
unless you are absolutely certain.
Youve gotta prepare
for the life you want.
Again, I turned to Carly.
And while my roommates werent
as understanding as Id hoped...
- Come back to bed.
...it did bring certainty.
Im sorry, Bean.
We have only but one road
to travel in this life.
And I just dont think
were on the same one.
So to get more involved,
or for me to over-commit myself...
...would just lead to chaos.
- How do you know?
- Im certain.
I mean, what if youre wrong?
What if were supposed to
be together?
What if you just made
the biggest mistake of your life?
Stacy, honey! Smile!
Stacy, honey! Smile!
There are moments in life where
you hope your decisions werent rash.
Bean! Bean!
And moments where you just know.
- Stacy.
- Derek.
- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah, ditto.
I had met my life-mate.
I was certain.
Yeah! Yes!
- Thats good. Yes?
- The bars closed.
What are you doing?
That first year of our relationship
was amazing.
We were in sync, inseparable...
... and in love.
And though I technically
still lived with Mom...
... I was spending practically
all my time at Dereks.
My life was going
according to plan. Sort of.
- Derek!
- Bob! Bob!
Professionally speaking, I was
the go-to girl in a dead-end job.
I mean, you can only work
your way up for so long, right?
It was time to move on.
And while Diane Sawyer
was still out of reach...
... television personality
Kippie Kann wasnt.
The grande dame of daytime talk
needed an associate producer. Me.
It was a match made in Trenton.
- Which brings us up to speed.
- Ira Nachlis. Follow.
The beginning of the end.
Day one.
Tight on space,
but your desk is right next to...
- Barb.
- Campbell-hyphen-Dunn.
Meet our new associate producer,
Stacy Hoyt.
- Holt.
- Whatever.
Put your stuff down.
Ill take you to the taping.
We got pictures of strippers
hes been with.
Cheating bastard.
They call it "fluffing."
Prepping the guests.
We got proof. Go on, now.
Be strong. And violent.
By the time theyre on,
theyre ready to go nine rounds.
So theres two shows today,
and .
Nine is "Cheating Bastards."
My idea.
- I owe you one, Bea.
- Oh, no problem.
Thats a great idea.
Why arent you producing?
I am. Carl just takes credit.
Deep breath.
And showtime.
Pathway, people!
Im on my way! Im on my way!
Anybody have tickets
for Thomas Oglestein?
I havent proofed these yet.
They look okay to you?
Did you use the words "dope,"
"dog" and "stripper"?
- Theyre fine.
- Theyre fine.
Is it just me? I think the horse in
Montana is missing his feedbag.
I just got word were about ready
to start. But before we do...
...I want you to get to know each other.
Turn to the person behind you...
...and shake hands.
That would be great.
You guys are not that bright.
We are really gonna start...
- I lost my scream.
- What?
- Got doorbell, buzzer, beating heart...
- No scream, no show!
- Barb!
- No scream, no show!
Go, Barb.
Run title!
Stand by, DP.
- Nice, Barb.
- And cue applause.
- Standing by.
- Stand by, Kippie.
Go gray.
And cue Kippie.
There she is!
Hey, nice to see you.
Hello.
Shes getting ahead of you.
Stand by, camera three.
- Camera three.
- Carl, what are you looking at?
Welcome to Kippie Kann Do!
Today were putting the dogs
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