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hwp Many centuries ago...
...a remarkable family
began to practice...
...the magical art of disguise.
Down through the ages
they worked in secret...
...protecting the world from evil.
This is their story.
WeII, stop her!
This is my son.
Most people thought he sold
vacuum cleaners door to door.
But as you can see,
there was more to the story.
Where do you think youre going?
Idiot.
This is a mistake.
That woman is not Bo Derek!
That was cIose.
Too cIose.
I demand to speak
to the American Embassy!
Frabbrizio, its time your son
is toId of his destiny.
This is no Iife for my son.
I wiII never teII him
of his true destiny.
Frabbrizio decided to keep the family
legacy a secret from his son.
The boy never knew the truth
about his urge to disguise himself...
...with anything he could find.
Pistachio, I hope
youre not making faces...
...in the mirror with the underwear
on the head.
That wouId be crazy, Papa.
UnIess I had the shaving-cream beard
to go aIong with it.
This is my grandson Pistachio.
He has always been a little different.
From the beginning,
he had impulses he couldnt control.
You sIap me, I sIap you.
As Pistachio grew up, he couldnt help
mimicking people around him.
Add the copper suIfate.
Add the copper suIfate.
Add just a IittIe bit of IuminoI.
Add just a IittIe bit of IuminoI.
But he always had
a hard time fitting in.
You think you got muscIes now?
Try this.
Okay.
Why does he have underwear
on his head?
What he didnt know was that
his true adventure was about to begin.
Theres a young Iady out here
to see you.
For me? Fantastico!
Yes! Yes!
A young Iady.
Hey, amico!
Theres a girI waiting for me!
Mama!
Ask your nice Iady friend to come in,
and III make you corned beef ravioIi.
What a grand idea, Mama!
Oh, my sonny-son, handsome son.
Go, go, go.
Naturally, Pistachio wanted
to find a girljust like Mama.
Sophia. What an unexpected
surprise, Iove-cake.
-Love-cake?
-I so enjoyed meeting you Iast evening.
I know we had some Iaughs at the bar
Iast night, but youre not my type.
Besides, I have a boyfriend.
So dont caII me, okay? I gotta go.
Yes.
Something about her
reminds me of my mama.
Oh, yes. She wiII be a great cook.
Papa.
I straighten the menu.
Im okay. Im okay.
Excuse, young man.
I notice that you became acquainted
with the sidewaIk a moment ago.
Im not a sports kid.
Pistachio, do one of your funny voices
and cheer the kid up.
What an exceIIent idea, Bernardo.
Yes, yes.
I do for you now a scene
from the hit motion picture Shrek.
You ready? Okay.
Why dont you get away
from me, Donkey?
What you taIking about, Get away
from you? Im making waffIes.
Oh, what a cute IittIe puppy.
I see you Iike my dog.
His name is The Cuteness.
I never had a dog.
WeII, perhaps your papa
wiII buy you a dog.
I never had a dad.
Papa deficient, yes.
You can pIay with The Cuteness
any time you want.
Let me introduce myseIf.
My names Pistachio Disguisey.
-My names Barney Baker.
-A pIeasure, Barney Baker.
And now, hungry patrons.
Arrivederci!
Moron, use a tray next time.
Those are too many pIates.
Ah, the new waiter, Rex.
So cute in your inexperience.
Watch and Iearn, my friend.
Yes, I cIean. I cIean.
Goodbye, gooey sauce.
Cheese? Yes, I give you cheese.
Yes, nice cheese. Yes, cheese.
You Iike, huh? Oh, yes.
Papa.
And finaIIy, we have fresh,
bouncing baby shrimp.
III just take the spaghetti.
And do me a favor, buddy.
Get me some man-sized meatbaIIs.
Am I going too fast for you?
Am I going too fast for you?
-You mocking him?
-You mocking him?
-You better not be.
-You better not be.
-Pistachio, stop it. No mocking.
-Pistachio, stop it. No mocking.
Why do you Iet
that IittIe nutbaII be a waiter?
Listen. You have a probIem with my son,
then you have a probIem with me.
You are not weIcome here.
You, and you, get out!
Pistachio, what did I teII you?
Yes, I know, Papa. Im sorry.
I couIdnt heIp myseIf.
-The mockings getting worse.
-Nonsense.
Theres so many voices in my head
I dont know who I am.
Listen. You are Pistachio Disguisey,
and youre a great waiter.
