분야
hwp announcer:...any similarities
to real people or events
is purely coincidental.
The Crime Channel.
All crime all the time.
Excuse me, son.
Where do you keep the anti-acids?
That aisle, right-hand side.
Third shelf from the bottom.
Thatll be $ . .
Arent you a little young
to be working the night shift...
...hombre?
I lied about my age.
How old are you, son?
Fourteen.
Shouldnt you be doin
your homework
for school or something?
Dont go.
Just sittin around reading
Girls and Guns
and smokin marijuana in the
walk-in freezer,
and dreaming about pussy, huh?
Howd you know?
Been there.
Sometimes I watch TV.
Oh, yeah?
What do you watch?
Them reality kind of shows.
Like, people get killed
and stuff.
Tell me, son...
you plannin on selling
cigarettes for the rest of your life?
I havent really thought
about it.
I guess you might have noticed
that laying on the counter.
Yeah. I was kinda wondering
about that.
Think you can grab it...
faster than me?
( trigger clicks )
Yeah.
Well...
Thats pretty damn good,
small fry.
I want you to give me all that
money out of the cash register.
Well...
what about my gun?
It aint loaded.
Well...
Yeah, thats right.
After you put the money
in that smiley face bag...
hand me that night drop, too.
We aint got no night drop.
You must think Im a lot
stupider than I look, hombre...
cause I know that night drop
turns over at exactly : a.m.
If youre thinking that armored
cars gonna be pulling up soon,
and you might be privy
to a hellacious gun fight
where yours truly just might
buy the proverbial farm...
youre dead wrong.
Cause right about now,
the driver of the said vehicle
will be pulling over
to the side of the road
to help a beautiful young lady,
in roadway distress.
Hi.
My goodness, mister,
Im so glad you stopped.
I was starting to get a little
scared being out here all alone.
With hardly anything on
to protect me from the elements.
- Uh-huh.
- Ohh, wow!
Wow!
( giggling )
Look at all those tools.
I bet you have yourself
a ripe ol time.
Handcuffs...
I just love handcuffs.
- Really?
- Um-hmm.
Hey, can I play with them?
Come on.
Just for a little while.
It might be fun,
dont you think?
- Okay.
- ( laughs )
Okay.
Oh, thanks.
Wow!
Boy, thats some mighty
hard steel, isnt it?
Mmm-mmm.
Oh, its so...
Wow. Look at you.
Such a big, big strong man.
Oh, baby.
Come to daddy!
- Oh, baby.
- My cuffs... anything you want.
( laughing )
My goodness, arent you a live one.
Gee wiz...
You know what?
Baby, I just dont think
I know you well enough
to be sharing your saliva.
( giggles )
Whoo!
( laughing )
So, hell be unzipping
his pants...
and wanking his hooter
right about now,
and have a right fine story
to tell the boys at the bar...
and I wont be having
no trouble with the police.
- ( safe clicks )
- Right on time.
That sounds pure music
to my ears.
Gosh, mister...
you sure know your
convenience stores.
Its my business to know
convenience stores.
- Yes.
- Okay, squirt...
fill up the rest of that smiley
bag and Ill be on my way.
Hey uh...
how much money you figures
in this here bag?
Uh, right about
five-hundred dollars.
Whats this?
Ten percent of the gross.
Dont spend it all on dope.
( chuckles )
Thanks.
Hey, man...
you forgot your gun.
Its yours, kid.
Get your ass out of the rat race.
Thats right, son...
you got yourself a real
occupation.
Man, why are you giving me
this gun?
Well, when I was your age...
someone did the same for me.
I was a lot like you, and...
he was a lot like me.
Just returnin the favor.
( hammer clicks )
I got two pieces of advice
for you, small fry...
never believe a word
anyone says...
and never rob a store
with a loaded gun.
Never!
Yes, sir.
That way no one gets hurt.
People ask me why
I chose a life outside the law.
They say,
Watty Watts youre a smart man.
Why do you feel you gotta hold up
every two bit convenience store,
between Dallas and Tyler?
And I say to them...
You ever think to ask
Merle Haggard or Loretta Lynn
why they sing country?
You ever wonder why Morrison
became a rock star?
Hell no.
Things just happen.
You see, Im an artist.
Whether its cooking breakfast
or ripping off convenience stores,
Im an artist.
Hexagram : Disabysmal.
Through repetition of danger,
we become accustomed to it.
Hexagram :
Difficulty at the beginning.
To find ones place
in the infinity of being,
one must be able to both
separate and to unite.
You see if you want something in life,
you gotta be able to
go out there and take it.
Nobodys gonna
hand it to you on a plate.
When I was a young boy...
my granddaddy, who had been
a professional bounty hunter,
he said to me, Watty only
two things you need in life
to get by on this planet.
Love and a .
Well howdy, young lady.
What is a fine looking
young woman such as yourself
doing on one these dangerous,
deserted, back country Texas roads?
Hey, baby.
Did you get us some
grocery money?
I just might have.
Perhaps youd like to join me
in my chariot
for a little romp
in the moonlight?
Perhaps I would.
Her name is Starlene Cheatham.
Im Watty Watts.
