behavior, and I-
- You were impassioned.
Im so embarrassed. Sorry.
Please dont be embarrassed.
Im really sorry.
And, uh, thanks very much.
You... tried to protect me.
Very feebly. No, you were-you
were- You werent feeble. I just-
Anyway, it was a very dull lecture.
It was a dull lecture,
but even so I shouldnt have-
Well, look, can I-
can I buy you a coffee or-
I owe you a drink. Come on. All
rig
.
l dont know why youre pressing this.
Youll just get bored.
With Pin the Tail on the Donkey? No way.
-All right. Come.
-l will. Thank you.
Elliott!
l cant believe you used my lipstick.
This is going to cost me $ .
$ for a lipstick?
-No, a trip to the cosmetic counter.
-Right.
ls everybody having fun?
Hes cute.
-Wheres my hat?
-Right there!
-Have you seen my hat?
-Right there!
lm going to get a
behavior.
Today we women raise our voices against tyranny, crudeness and play-off games.
And that is it, gentlemen.
End of story. The fat ladys singing! Out of the room.
By the way, if any of that was lost upon you, then Ive just proven my point again.
Excuse me.
Kareenah, baby,
I am putting my foot down.
Damn! Damn! I cant stand her.
I cant stand her either, but you really need to calm down.
You
costs a lot of money to feed those elves.
How much do they cost?
lt costs lots and lots.
Happy Christmas.
Granddad!
My little Christmas angel. l hope you were a good girl. Were you?
-Theres Granddad. -Happy Christmas, everybody!
All right. Look at what youve got there.
Thanks, Granddad!
Granddad!
No money, no job.
Happy Christmas.
Look on the bright side, son.
Come the New Year, youll have a new
cost?
Thirty dollars.
Sheriffs Department. Youre under arrest.
Let go!
Come on, guys, I didnt do anything. I did nothing wrong.
-Take it easy. -Come on.
Where do you think youre going?
Youre hurtin me! Youre hurtin my arm!
Youre hurtin me. Youre hurtin my arm.
Whats your name, Miss?
Ramona Lutz.
Bully!
-Stayin at this motel? -Yep.
I never saw that before in my life, and thats Gods truth, sir.
You
The Good Thief Script
Whats up
- I come to sit in.
You gonna help me
with my losing streak?
- Its not possible, Bob.
- Maybe not, but you could
give me the illusion.
The illusion.
Ive got plenty of that.
So how much does
illusion cost?
- The usual.
- Got a prime here, Said. Should I stick with it?
- Whats a prime?
- Special number. Divisible by itself and one.
- Youre a mathematician, Bob?
- Yeah
Far From Heaven Script
Mother! Mother,
can I sleep over at Hutchs tonight?
Mrs. Hutchinson
gave permission.
Not tonight, David.
Your father and I are going out,
and I need you
to look after your sister.
Aw, shucks. Now move out of
the way so Mother can park.
Sherry Seeger says they only
cost five or six dollars.
Please, Mother.
Please, can I?
Oh, Sybil, thank heavens. Well, I
knew you were going
cost $ .
$ for a bullet. You know why?
Cause if a bullet costs $
thered be no more innocent bystanders.
Thatd be it.
Every time someone gets shot, people will
be like, Damn, he must have did something.
Shit, they put $ worth of bullets
in his ass.
People would think before
they killed somebody, if a bullet cost $ .
Man, l would blow your fucking head off,
if l could afford it.
lm gonna get me an
behavior.
Welles bends to the stroller, picks up his infant daughter,
CINDY, and hoists her in the air, overjoyed.
WELLES
Hello, pumpkin-head, did you miss
me? I sure missed you...
He kisses the happy child, holding her in one arm.
WELLES
Lets get my bags and get the hell
out of here.
Welles pulls Amy close and kisses her again, leads the way.
Amy follows, pushing the stroller.
AMY
Hows t
cost.
- How much is it?
- [Cellphone rings]
Hold on one second.
Hello?
Hi, Harry.
No, you may not touch
the power tools.
Yes, I would consider the
lawnmower to be a power tool.
Okay.
Ill see you at home.
- Okay. Halibut.
- [Beeping]
Could you hold on one second?
Hello.
Dr. Coleman.
Yes, Elizabeth.
Yes, Elizabeth, Ill be
at the appointment tomorrow.
Okay, good.
And, Elizabeth, remember,
you are a