teacher.
I just started,
but Ruby seems like a great teacher.
I know.
Dont even say it.
This aint no meat cooler.
Turn that damn air off.
You know what the bills are like
around here?
Libby Grant canceled.
Oh, thats Rafael.
Well, hello there.
Im John Burnett.
Rafael Infante.
Mr. Burnett.
Johns fine.
Looks like you got here in one piece.
Later on, I wanna hear
about your mother and everything.
Exc
teacher.
You know what I know about you,
my son?
You live in the future.
Youre a daydreamer.
I want something better.
- Hi, Mom.
- Hello, darling.
- Is John home yet?
- Not yet.
Sorrow.
Come here.
Come here. Hello.
- Sorrow farted again.
- Franny, please.
- Stop standing on your toes.
- What?
Stop standing on your toes, Egg.
If she hasnt grown in two years,
I doubt shes grown in the last days.
-
Hitch Script
Basic principles:
No woman wakes up saying:
"God, I hope I dont get
swept off my feet today."
Now, she might say,
"This is a really bad time for me."
Or something like, "I just need some space."
Or my personal favorite:
"Im really into my career right now."
You believe that? Neither does she.
You know why?
Because shes lying to you, thats why.
You understand me? Lying.
Its not a bad
career
out of being the most outrageous impostor
that weve ever come across on this show
and youre going to see what I mean.
ANNOUNCER: Number One
what is your name, please?
My name is Frank William Abagnale.
Number Two?
My name is Frank William Abagnale.
Number Three?
My name is Frank William Abagnale.
GARAGIOLA: "From 1964 to 1967
"I successfully impersonated
"an airline pilot for Pan Am Airway
teacher.
It was sophomore English.
He used to come every day
after school for extra help.
We spent the whole year...
reciting Romeo and Juliet
to each other.
Oh, really?
Just the two of you?
He was just a student.
Hmm, well, all right.
Now, which channel?
Mmm. Who wants
movie-style buttery lite?
GIRL: Me, I do.
BERNIECE:
Score pads and pencils.
Gretchen, what do you have
for Best Documentary?
Som
Fever Pitch Script
Eighty-six years of banging
our heads against the big green wall...
but we finally did it.
That part you know.
That part everybody knows.
But I got a story
you dont know.
Its about this schoolteacher
friend of mine named Ben.
This is him, back in
when he was a kid.
The little guy
was going through a tough time.
His parents had just got divorced,
and his mom dragged him up here
teacher,
so we had very little money.
What a wonderful thing to be.
That was Emilys dream,
to be a teacher.
Thats why she went away
to the university.
A lot of cats live here.
There are
now, I think.
Emily always brought them home.
Ever since she was a little girl,
she couldnt leave a stray abandoned.
Before these troubles began
was Emily a happy girl?
Oh, yes.
Before she went away
to university
Teachers
are idiots anyway. The only challenge
out there for me is women. You see a
girl you like. You pursue them. You
conquer. You move on. Its exciting.
DR. GREENBAUM
But you said you have the worst
reputation.
SEBASTIAN
I do.
DR. GREENBAUM
Dont you want to change that?
SEBASTIAN
Let me tell you something, doctor.
Chicks love a guy with a bad rap.
They say they dont, but they dont
mean it. The
career.
I trusted the man...
and then he fucked me.
He what?
No, I didnt
have sex with him.
I should say "I" didnt
have sex with him,
but somebody sure did.
It was about to come out,
so he resigned.
But because I was hired from
outside the government pool,
I dont get conveyed
to the next secretary,
so now Im out a job...
Because he couldnt
keep his hands off women.
Do you have proof?
He thinks he
teacher, right.
"Get up, youll miss the best part of the day."
And God, who was James Mason, said,
"No, I wont get out of bed, Mother,
"because I havent yet
created the best part of the day. Ah.
"Ah, cant get me on that one.
Box clever, you see."
"Oh, you wee young scallywag.
"Ill box you a bit later." So.
So then God created the world and on
the first day he created light and air and fish
and ja