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hwpOur story begins with
another story.
It was our favourite story.
How mother and father met when
they took a summer job
at the Hotel New Hampshire.
And how Freud arrived
with his bear.
- What was the bears name?
- State of Maine.
The bear...
was in his last legs.
- But they were the only legs he had.
Dont cut out all the juicy parts
cause you think theyre too young
to hear about all the screwing
around.
Franny!
Lets just say they hadnt
consumated their relationship.
There was not the promiscuity
and freedom there is today.
I didnt expect to meet anybody
from the same hometown.
I like the way your hair looks.
Im glad that someone I know
is here.
- You dont know me.
- Oh, but I want to know you.
And I want you to know me.
It will be two years before
I can afford to enter Harvard.
I think its wonderful
you got in.
Why wouldnt I have gotten in?
Its Freud and State of Maine!
The Freud?
Give me a ride, Freud.
Nobody rides with me
but State of Maine.
Well, just a few things
still to iron out.
One fateful day everything
really started to go wrong.
A couple of Germans were
staying at the hotel.
Find the doctor.
Please, find the doctor.
We must find the doctor.
Good afternoon.
Whats the matter?
- Are you a doctor?
- Im professor Freud.
Freud? Is he a good doctor?
- Hes an excellent doctor.
- As long as hes no Jew...
Hes no Jew. They have no Jews
in New Hampshire.
- Im blind! Im blind!
- You should have closed your eyes.
Im warning you, Freud.
This is your last chance.
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
I tell you hes a Jew.
A perfect Jew.
Yes.
Ive never seen a motorcycle like this.
This is a piece of junk.
You can try it yourself.
Why dont you?
I was leaving anyway. I mean,
that isnt my kind of a hotel.
What will you do?
Where can you go?
Well, back to Europe.
Why back to Europe?
They say theres going to be
a war there.
Oh, I dont know. At least
they got smart bears.
By the way. You can buy
that one.
- I can?
- Two hundred dollars.
Thats all we earn
for the summer.
I know. Otherwise Id have asked
for more.
Im gonna throw in that bike as well,
and give you some good advice.
Here it is. You take every opportunity
given to you in this world,
even if you have too many
opportunities,
because one day the opportunities
stop. You know?
So, you promise me something.
- I promise.
- So do I.
You get married.
Right away.
So we got married.>
And father went off to the war.
Okay, come on, its bedtime, kids.
- Thats it. Come on.
- No. Weve gotta have the sad part.
The war changed a lot of things.
Win!
I shot a bear!
I shot a wild bear!
Its my bear!
- Now its bedtime. Come on, lets go.
- Come on, sweetie.
Youve got school
tomorrow.
Ready?
Go!
Line them up! Lets go!
- All right.
- Go on!
Come on!
Come on!
All right. Line it up.
Lets try it again.
You big creep, Berry!
- Lets go. Lets go.
- Okay.
Dairy bulls. Dairy bulls
is our name.
Football. Football
is our game.
When we play
we play it good.
- Like you thought...
- See you later, sweetie.
Fight bulls, fight bulls...
Hey you, stop!
- Youre a bitch, Titsie!
- My name is not Titsie, its Bitty.
All right. Five laps and hit
the shower.
So whats this with you
and Bitty Tuck?
That slut Titsie was making eyes
at Chipper Dove.
Hes a shit.
- Okay. Im gonna get in the shower.
- All right. See you later.
Pop, Im worried about
the school.
Admissions are falling. Standards
are falling even more.
Money is getting tighter.
Oh, yeah? What do you care
about money?
You got a great wife, beautiful kids,
you got a good job.
What do you care if the pays not
that great?
Think about it, my boy.
Youre a lucky man.
I dont want to be a teacher.
You know what I know about you,
my son?
You live in the future.
Youre a daydreamer.
I want something better.
- Hi, Mom.
- Hello, darling.
- Is John home yet?
- Not yet.
Sorrow.
Come here.
Come here. Hello.
- Sorrow farted again.
- Franny, please.
- Stop standing on your toes.
- What?
Stop standing on your toes, Egg.
If she hasnt grown in two years,
I doubt shes grown in the last days.
- Hi, Dad.
- Hi.
- Hi, Gramps.
- Hi, honey.
Hi.
Hey, kid, you know your sister has
the nicest ass in school?
- Is she banging anybody?
- Shes got great tits, too.
Yeah, but her ass is whats
really special.
Say hello to your sister.
Lilly, dont worry about it.
- Just try to eat a little more.
- So Im small. Everybody says so.
So whats the matter
with being small?
Nothing, dear, you can be
as small as you want.
- What did he say?
- Hes a scum.
He talked about your ass, your tits,
even your feet.
My feet?
- What did he say about my feet?
- Your ass is all he cares about.
I dont care. Im not
that interested.
Well, hes interested.
Stick with the others.
Some are sweet, but...
God! The others are just boring,
boring, boring!
- Its important the first time.
- Why?
Because it is.
Because its the first time. Its the one
that sticks with you forever.
Well, everybody knows
what youre thinking.
- You dont know what Im thinking.
- Oh, you mean about me?
I know you think about m
