like that.
Get out the guitars.
Come on, get them out.
And one, two, three.
Once I had a little girl
Who was in love with me
Well, well, baby,
I know, I know
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah
Oh, mama, mama,
singing it, ho
Dumb chicks.
-Easily impressed by spades.
-lts the thing, man.
Look, Im gonna split.
Ill see you guys later.
Yeah, hang loose, Fritz.
Ive read everything
James Baldwins written.
He
like the French
and I dont really wanna go on this trip.
God, no.
- Kate, you can do this.
- I cant do this.
I dont belong on an airplane.
Let me out! Let me out of here!
I dont wanna die!
Kate, your full refund.
Thank you.
- You can still get the money back.
- Moneys not the issue.
I wanted you to come with me to exper...
What? Is that them?
- I dont wanna see my family tonight.
- You never wann
likes her job?
Yeah, she seems to.
She wouldnt tell me
if she didnt.
No. But thats only because youve made
your opinion on the matter so clear.
Bye.
Okay, you hound.
Okay. Hey.
Come on. Come on. Hey.
Come on.
No. Not--
Hey, thats cruel.
Hes gotta learn how to swim.
Thats how I taught the children.
You did not.
Anyway, I taught them
to swim.
See you later.
Wayne, please dont be
any later than : ok
like this-Im paraphrasing: Uh... "I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member." Thats the key joke of my adult life in terms of my relationships with women. Tsch, you know, lately the strangest things have been going through my mind, cause I turned forty, tsch, and I guess Im going through a life crisis or something, I dont know. I, uh... and Im not worried
like a dentists office out there. Why?
- I wouldnt say they hate it, sir.
- What do you think? Do you like it?
- Ive just been hired here, sir.
- Yes or no? Im not bothered.
- Im not really qualified to...
- Do you like it? Is it crap?
- Crap, sir?
- Go on, say it. Just say it.
Its shite, isnt it? Go on. Say it.
- Dont know if Im...
- "Its bulls pizzle, Mr Barrie." Go on, say it.
- Its bulls pizz
like me to
write that down for you, sir?
Sure, if you want to.
.
Miss Watson.
- Youre left-handed.
- Yes, sir.
Office is all wrong for you.
Light comes from
the wrong direction.
Desk should be reversed.
Wait a minute, sir.!
You forgot this.!
Hold it, please.
Reference department.
Miss Costello.
- Peg? Cathy?
- Yes, Cathy.
Theres a character named Richard Sumner
on his way down to see you.
Richard
LIKE OURS?
PROFESSIONAL?
GET A LOAD OF THIS--
DONT YOU
DARE LAUGH!
THAT CHILD IS GOING
TO BE A STAR.
THATS WHAT
THEY ALL SAY.
BUT WERE NOT FINISHED.
YOU ARE, TOO.
BECAUSE YOURE TRYING
TO PLAY FAVORITES.
THAT FAT BALLOON
BLOCKS UP MY BABIES!
I WONT LEAVE
TILL SHE DOES.
WHERES YOUR LOYALTY
TO THE ELKS?
IM NOT AN ELK!
WELL, THE EDITOR
OF THE GAZETTE IS
BECAUSE
THE LAST MEETING,
HE SHOWED MY FATHER
A
like white ghosts.
The Captain, the Science Officers and the entire Crew just stare,
frozen in place by the strage horror before them.
CUT TO:
9 INT. SHINKAI 9000 - NIGHT
The vessel cruises through the valley of death.
Everyone is nervously taking readings, making calculations and
adjusting equipment. Gone is the excitement and euphoria of the record
breaking. Several Crewmen cast nervous glances
Hysterical Blindness Script
-Ma.
-Thank you, honey.
See you later.
-You drive.
-Okay.
lm sitting at my computer
doing all that data entry shit...
they always stick me with, and l go blind.
You went blind?
Yeah. l couldnt see a thing.
So l started yelling, "My God, l cant see."
My God!
So, Susan walks me
to the lot and she goes...
"l get stuck with all the responsibility."
And lm like, "Youre righ
like criticising anyone,"
he told me,
"remember that all the people in this
world havent had your advantages. "
In consequence, Im inclined
to reserve all my judgements.
It was by chance that I decided
to spend the summer
on that slender, riotous island
that juts out into the Long Island Sound,
miles due east of New York.
I lived at West Egg on the... well, less
fashionable side of the courtesy b