Ray cant rescue you.
Get back up there, Wee Man.
I was up there having, literally,
the worst day of my damn life.
All I could see was all the boys,
all my friends down there,
just pointing and laughing at me.
-Grab the prop.
-Whats happening?
-Ready, go!
-He looks like a giant target.
Its the kind of shit
that you feel like a bad person for.
Save your woman!
-Shit!
-You all right?
Oh, no, dude, t
far off in the distance. We PAN TO REVEALa clump of logs half submerged in the swamp; and part of what seems to be a Falstaff beer can in the mud. A hand reaches out, and the beer can disappears. As we TILT UP, we NOTICEthat the log is hollow and houses the rear of a M-60 machine gun, hand painted in a paisley design.
Now the VIEW MOVES AWAY, ACROSS the ancient growth, PAST the glimmer of whatsee
Ray how to do it.
- You slobbered on me.
- It aint the first time.
Watch this.
There she is. Shes doin
a little variation on the Apache Shift.
I taught her that.
- Are you mad at me?
- No, Im not mad at ya, honey.
Itll be all right.
- Look at me and tell me youre not mad.
- Im not mad at you.
- Lets see you beat it.
- Ill show you how it gets done.
Dont talk about it. Do it.
Isnt he pretty?
Show
Ray wont let me wear my glasses,
then lan gets pissed off
when I cant do the tricks.
I mean, Im only legally blind!
I could understand
if I wore my glasses on my tits,
but nobody here looks at my face!
Come on, lets just get outta here.
- I have to do the Disappearing Bluebird.
- Sounds great.
- Cant you wait?
- Im really tired.
I could get some pizza
and meet you at home.
- Youve got a place?
-
Dawn Of The Dead Script
Not tomorrow. The day after. Right.
You, me, Gary, Brad. Well be teeing off at...
- I like Gary.
- Doctor, Im in a hurry...
Well tee off at 7:30. If youre not there
because of Gary, come on. I gotta go.
Am I missing something?
Why a head X-ray
when the man was bitten on the hand?
The patient was in a barfight.
He was admitted at six
Thats 6:00am.
Thats when I started my sh
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Chargehand Electrician TERRY HUNT
Lighting TELEFILM LIGHTING SERVICE LTD ANDREW RICHIE AND SON LTD TECHNICOLOR
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SUBTITLES: "Wi n0t trei a h0liday in Sweden thi yer?"
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FADE IN:
"Sound Recordist GARTH MARSHALL
Sound Mixer HUGH STRAIN
Boom Swinger GODFREY KIRBY
Sound Maintenance PHILIP CHUBB
Sound Assistant ROBERT DOYLE
Dubbing Editor JOHN FOSTER
Assis
Freddy Got Fingered Script
Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.
Im X-ray Cat. Ive got super powers.
I can see through wooden doors
with my X-ray vision. Wooden doors.
I can see the criminal on the other side.
He cant see me, and hes committing crime.
I come along and say "I can see you. He says
"You cant." I say "Yes, I can with my..."
X-ray...
X-ray Cat.
"You cant get me. You cant get me."
"Yes, I can. Yes, I can."
Ray?
Thank you.
And...
Forgive me, God in Heaven.
Get them out of here!
Hes in here, Doctor.
Crawford?
This is Doctor Catherine McMichaels.
Hello.
I suppose youre another psychiatrist.
Yes, I am.
And youre a physicist.
Your record at Miskatonic University
was brilliant.
Yes, well...
I had quite a future, didnt I?
Yes, you were working
with Edward Pretorious.
I was assisting Dr. Pretorious
with hi
far away,
I shall not seek, and l
will not accept the nomination
of my party for another term
as your president.
The greatest honor
history can bestow
is the title of peacemaker.
Do you think its worth it?
Yeah, l... I dont know.
They... they say were
fighting for something.
I dont know.
Through a long and bitter
struggle in Vietnam,
American fighting men
have served the cause
of freedom magnific
acid, Ray.
Its guaranteed.
Shit, Morrison!
My last trip was a real bummer, man.
I never had a bummer on acid.
- Im trying naturally high now.
Whatever works.
You making movies at MGM yet?
The production head there said to me,
"Wheres your script?"
And I said "I dont need a script.
Godard doesnt use one."
He says, "Great! Whos Godard?"
Im off movies, man.
I went out to the desert
and got lost.