thought you were proposing.
Proposing?
Elle, if Im going to be a senator...
I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn.
Youre breaking up with me because Im too blonde?
No. Thats not entirely true.
Then what? My boobs are too big?
Elle, your boobs are fine.
So when you said that you would always love me...
you were just dicking around?
Elle, I do love you.
I just cant marry you.
You have no idea of
thought that was possible.
- I beg your pardon? - Oh, nothing.
Louise, theres no such thing as the wrong man.
You just have to work at it.
Now, lets see. Mr and Mrs Drebin, right?
Now, you two have been married for six months?
Yes. We really appreciate you seeing us, Doctor.
Our last therapist recommended you.
Yes, I was sorry to hear about his suicide.
A couple need to get off on the right foot
thought this was your dream come
true.
CHUCK
Thats not why hes sending me.
WILL
Why then.
CHUCK
Because it looks good.
Chuck looks out, yearning. Will considers him, troubled.
CHUCK
Im just not like you. Ya know?
Im never going to go to Yale. Im
never going to be "William".
WILL
Nobody says you have to be like me.
CHUCK
He does.
WILL
You dont give him enough credit
Chas.
Chuck takes a last look a
thought.
BETTY
Oh darling thats wonderful!
(an adoring gaze)
I always knew you could do it.
WAGNER LIVING ROOM. NIGHT.
1996 -- (LIVING COLOR)
DAVID WAGNER sits on his couch watching this entire action on
a sleek new Sony T.V. He stares riveted at the set with a big
smile on his face. David wears black shoes, black pants,
black t-shirt and a black baseball cap, not a nerd exactly
... He reaches ne
SEXUAL
AIDES.
TROXELL
This guy was into some kinky shit.
??
Cardenas looks at the various sexual devices, then walks out of
the room.
??
INT. HALLWAY - NIGHT
JOANNE BRASLOW sits on chair. Her eyes are tired -- red from
crying. She is mid thirties -- attractive, but her looks come
more from effort than nature -- expensive hair cut -- the right
cosmetics. She has a corporate look to her.
Cardenas s
sexual, preppy.
I told you, my name is Oliver.
- First or last? - First.
- Oliver what? - Barrett.
- Barrett like the poet? - Yeah, no relation.
- Barrett like the hall? - Yes.
Im having coffee with a Harvard building.
Im not Barrett Hall. My great grandfather just gave it to Harvard.
So his not-so-great grandson could get in?
If you think Im a loser, why did you bulldoze me into buying you coffe
thought it would be exciting.
It turned out to be hebetudinous
and you dumped her.
Am I right?
You are not. She left me.
I cant leave anybody.
Its my main problem in analysis.
Im afraid to sleep alone. Hebetudinous?
- Youre in analysis already?
- Yes. Very committed, actually.
I turned down some TV jobs
in Los Angeles
because my shrink felt
we werent finished yet.
You chose psychoanalysis over re
thought what with being the
President and all...
LEWIS
Sir, of course I didnt mean to
imply--
SHEPHERD
I thought youd be turning cartwheels
this morning, Lewis -- 63 percent job
approval.
LEWIS
Thats great news, sir, but...
They walk past a GROUNDKEEPER whos at work at a patch of grass.
GROUNDKEEPER
Morning, Mr. President.
Before hes even completed the last syllable of the greeting,
JANIE qu
thought youd wanna know.
Lorraine died and you didnt tell me?
To Lorraine. May she finally find peace.
So, now what?
Lorraine finally kick yall out?
No.
She never would.
Besides, God wouldnt let that happen.
Really? And why not?
Cause God knows me, and I know God.
Go.
Cecils pretty torn up. Make sure he eats.
Ill see you later.
She never meant nothing to you...
and you didnt mean a damn thing to
thought we were
talking about some dust.
CUT TO:
A MAN ON CRUTCHES HOBBLES INTO A COURTHOUSE ELEVATOR AND IS
joined by Andrew and Joe, crowding inside (INT./DAY) ...
As soon as the doors close, Andrew whips out a micro-
cassette recorder, making notes, and Joe, in the opposite
corner of the elevator, does exactly the same thing.
ANDREW JOE
... plaintiff seeks to re- ... whereas decedent had
strai