Dumb And Dumberer Script
Come out, come out,
wherever you are!
Where is that little joker?
Breathe deep, Mrs. Dunne.
Thats it. Thats it.
Push.
Push, thats it.
Keep pushing,
youre doing great, Mrs. Dunne.
Youre doing great.
Okay, thats it.
Theres the head,
I can see it now.
Okay, congratulations...
Its a...
Okay, it went back in.
I think hell be good
at hide and seek, Mrs. Dunne.
Okay.
Well, you g
Ghost World Script
High school is like the training wheels...
for the bicycle of real life.
It is a time when young people can explore...
different fields of interests...
and hopefully learn from their experiences.
In coming to terms with my own personal setback...
I have been able to learn...
that I dont need to rely on drugs and alcohol...
and that Im very lucky...
that more people besides myse
Gigli Script
You see, after all is said and done...
the only thing you can be really sure of...
the only thing
you can really count on in this world...
is that you just never fucking know.
I bet the last thing
you were thinking about...
when you were tying your shoelaces
this morning...
was that there was a chance...
that by the end of the day, this day...
those same shoelaces
were going to be un
Harold and Kumar
Billy Boy!
Get your ass ready.
Its almost 5:00, and this bad boy
needs to get his drink on.
- No, no, no. Give me that.
- Dont.
- Im gonna burn it once and for all.
- Stop that.
Dude, its been six months.
Its time to move on, okay?
Whatever. Even if
I wanted to meet other women,
I wouldnt even know what to do.
Ive been out of the game
for so long.
Dude, you come out with me tonig
EVITA
Lyrics by TIM RICE
Music by ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER
ACT ONE
1. A CINEMA IN BUENOS AIRES, 26 JULY 1952
(An audience is watching a less than distinguished movie
[in both the original London and New York productions
of EVITA a clip from one of Eva Perons own movies
was used]. The soundtrack dialogue is in Spanish, the
music melodramatic. Suddenly the film grinds to a halt.
The people in the cinema
The Hot Chick Script
Where is my bride?
My wedding dress. Quickly, put it on.
Soon youll live your life in jewels and not chains.
Come, child.
Your groom awaits you.
Honeybees, all right, all right!
Honeybees, all right!
Whoo! Honeybees, all right, all right!
Honeybees, all right! Whoo!
Go...
Honeybees!
You ready, Hildenburg?
Yes.
Great.
I have one question.
Why am I dressed like one of the Fenmo
Cookout Script
Yo, Todd, where the floods at?
Yeah, Todd, is the flood coming this way?
Bling and Wheezer, quit horsing around.
Get to class.
Dont listen to them. Theyre stupid.
Yeah, l know.
Dont worry. lll always be there...
for you, Todd Andersen. Doo-doo head.
Thanks, Becky.
Todd, how does it feel to have...
all of the experts picking you...
to go first in the draft?
Broke, from bribing all t
Disneys Mulan
모
[Chinese guard is seen walking on The Great Wall. Shan-Yus falcon swoops
down and hits the guard on the head knocking his helmet off. The falcon lands
on top of a flag pole in front of a full moon and lets out a large cry. One
grappling hook comes over The Great Wall. The guard walks over to the edge
and sees many grappling hooks coming towards him]
Guard [yelling]: Were under
D.A.R.Y.L Script
Whats your name, son?
My name is Daryl.
And what you doing
up in these parts?
I dont know.
- Foul!
- Foul!
- Foul!
- It wasnt!
- It was a foul!
- No, it wasnt!
You saw it.
You saw it, didnt you?
Foul, right?
- Im sorry?
- Was it a foul?
I dont...
I dont...
Im sorry.
Weird.
Very weird.
Still say it was a foul.
- Yeah!
- No!
- Yes! Yes!
- No!
Foul, man!
Good. Can you read the lette
Excalibur
Screenplay by
Rospo Pallenberg
and
John Boorman
Adapted from "Le Morte DArthur"
by
Rospo Pallenberg
FADE IN:
EXT. FOREST - NIGHT
Darkness. The sound of battle cries and the clang of metal upon metal. The forest lights up with huge sparks flying from sword and ax as armored knights hack and swing at each other. Mounted knights collide head-on at full gallop, their armor made incandescent