The Man With Two Brains Script
READY THE BONE WAX.
METZENBAUM SCISSORS.
METZENBAUM SCISSORS.
READY TO CLOSE. REMOVE
THE WEITLANDER RETRACTOR.
Female Nurse:
WERE CLOSING, DOCTOR.
REMOVE THE RAINEY CLIP,
FOR GODS SAKE.
Olsen: I APPRECIATE
YOUR LETTING ME
OBSERVE THAT
BRAIN OPERATION TODAY.
Michael: IT WOULDVE
BEEN MORE COMPLICATED
IF HED NEEDED ONE,
BUT SINCE YOU WANTED TO
OBSERVE MY TECHNIQUE, I--
Jabberwocky Script
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsy were the borogoves
And the mome raths outgrabe
It is the middle of the Dark Ages.
Ages darker than anyone had ever expected.
An horrendous monster casts a dreadful pall of fear...
...over a once happy land.
As towns and villages are torn apart...
...the helpless survivors seek refuge...
...behind the w
Loser Script
-This might be it, Paul. Good luck.
-Thanks.
Oh, boy. lt sure is thick.
lm in.
See, your brothers smart.
Hes smart. Are you as smart
as your brother? l think so.
We are so proud of you.
A full scholarship!
Plus a meal plan.
First one ever in our family.
Of course, he was
reading Archie at .
Hey, hey. Thats for Paul.
-Take this.
-Grandpa, no. l cant.
No, no. You dont know the city.
Ev
The Man hands his coat to coat check woman and thanks her. When he turns we get our first view of DR. RICHARD KIMBLE, a tall, athletic man, with a trim beard.
He moves from the outer lobby into a fabulously decorated ballroom where a fashion show is taking place as a medical fundraiser. Doctors and their spouses, hospital brass and sponsers mingle. Women sit near the runway watching the models. M
AMERICAN HISTORY X
screenplay by
David McKenna
February 6, 1997
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INT. HOUSE - CLOSED EYES
A young mans blue eyes slowly open. A girl moans from the next room.
EXT. STREET CORNER - A LARGE TIRE
turns the corner and splashes through a puddle from an
earlier rain. TUPAC SHAKUR blares from inside.
INT. HOUSE - TIGHT ON THE EYES
They snap wide as the young woman in the next room MOANS
even louder.
E
NOTE: Aerial dialogue in caps is UHF radio; plane to plane, plane to carrier. Aerial dialogue in small case is ICS; an inter-cockpit system; a live mike, heard by pilot and RIO only.
EXT. NIGHT
THE PACIFIC IS ANYTHING BUT WINDS HOWL. Rain drives horizontal. The sea surges up, nearly to the flight deck of the Aircraft Carrier USS Kitty Hawk. The carrier plunges, driving its bow into a wall of gre
It is very early in the dawn -blue light filters through the jungle and across a foul swamp. A mist clings to the trees. This could be the jungle of a million years ago.
Our VIEW MOVES CLOSER, through the mist, TILTING DOWN to the tepid water. A small bubble rises to the surface; then another. Suddenly, but quietly, a form begins to emerge; a helmet. Water and mud pour off revealing a set of bead
Hunt For Red October Script
Hey, what are you doing?
Youre supposed to be
upstairs sleeping.
Stanley keeps waking me up.
Oh, ho, ho. I get it.
Boy, are you getting heavy.
Dont let her pull more
than her usual nonsense.
Two stories,
two glasses of water.
Jack, youre going
to miss the plane.
OK. Cricket,
you listen to me.
Go upstairs with Mrs. Wheeler now
and go to sleep.
On my business trip,
Ill g
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Screenplay Graham Chapman
John Cleese
Terry Gilliam
Eric Idle
Terry Jones
Michael Palin
Produced by Mark Forstater
Directed by Terry Gilliam
Terry Jones
Cast List:
Graham Chapman King Arthur
Hiccoughing Guard
Three-Headed Knight
Neil Innes The First Self-Destructive Monk
Robins Least Favourite Minstrel
The Page Crushed by a Rabbit
The Owner of a Duck
Terry Jones D
Freddy Got Fingered Script
Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.
Im X-ray Cat. Ive got super powers.
I can see through wooden doors
with my X-ray vision. Wooden doors.
I can see the criminal on the other side.
He cant see me, and hes committing crime.
I come along and say "I can see you. He says
"You cant." I say "Yes, I can with my..."
X-ray...
X-ray Cat.
"You cant get me. You cant get me."
"Yes, I can. Yes, I can."