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hwp -This might be it, Paul. Good luck.
-Thanks.
Oh, boy. lt sure is thick.
lm in.
See, your brothers smart.
Hes smart. Are you as smart
as your brother? l think so.
We are so proud of you.
A full scholarship!
Plus a meal plan.
First one ever in our family.
Of course, he was
reading Archie at .
Hey, hey. Thats for Paul.
-Take this.
-Grandpa, no. l cant.
No, no. You dont know the city.
Everything there is very expensive.
Just parking your car costs $ .
Grandpa, l dont even have a car.
Make an old man happy.
Thank you.
Paul, dance with me?
Do it. All right.
Yeah! Cool.
Come on!
What are you doing?
No. Like this.
Come on, Paul. Do it right.
-Youre messing it up!
-What?
There.
-You all packed?
-Yep.
Can l give you a hand?
Yeah, wiggle that tail section
for me just a skosh, will you?
Dont know what lll do here
without my wing man.
Oh, lll be back soon
as they catch on to me.
What have they got to catch on to?
Well, its a tough school.
And everyone else will be
more used to the city.
Did you know that one skyscraper
has more people than all of Clairmont?
And theyre all real
sophisticated too.
Youve seen that Seinfeld show.
lts just like that.
Theyve all got that sarcastic
kind of humor.
Who was purported to be
the funniest kid at Jackson High?
You told me a hilarious joke
the other day.
-A frayed knot--
-String...
-...walks into the bar.
-Wants a drink. That was funny.
Youre a funny guy.
Oh, l dont know.
l mean, its such a giant city.
How can you possibly meet anyone?
You want the secret to making friends?
-Sure.
-l picked this up in the service.
Youll have a lot of buddies
if you remember this one rule:
lnterested is interesting.
Wow. What do you mean?
Well, everybodys got a story, okay?
And all they want is for somebody
to listen to it.
People are basically good.
lf you care about them,
theyll want to be your friend.
All you got to do is look at people
when youre talking to someone.
Thats it. Look them in the eye.
Focus.
Hear their story.
Hear what theyve got to say.
You do that, buddy,
and you can do no wrong.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Wiggle that now, will you?
Excuse me.
Do you want to sit in my seat?
You can have my seat.
No-- Hey, that was for her.
Hi.
You look familiar.
Tall drip.
That would be me.
Hi, lm Paul.
Abnormal Psych.
Were in the same class.
See you there.
Hey.
Left, left, no. Left, no!
But youre pushing!
Hey, guys, can it go over there?
No.
Good afternoon.
Hey, whats up, man? How are you?
-Let me try that one again.
-No, thats good. Dont worry.
See you later.
Hey, guys.
That is a great hat.
Did the producers of Fargo
have a garage sale?
-Leave it be.
-Here, leave it be.
-That fraternity called for you.
-Which one? Which one was it?
-Gamma something.
-Oh, it was....
-Gamma Delta, Gamma Delta Pi?
-Gamma Delta Pi.
No, it was gamma globulin, actually.
lt was a blood bank.
But they were interested in you.
lt was a blood bank.
The Hunger Artist.
lts the story of a performer...
...who fasts as a form
of entertainment.
Sits in a cage all day. This is how
he manages to entertain his audiences.
But with his dying breath...
...he reveals his great secret:
That he could never actually
find any food that he...
...liked.
l meant that.
Jerry Lewis, ladies and gentlemen.
Listen, mind if l continue
with Mr. Kafkas story?
Are you all right?
Yeah, lm okay.
You banged your knee pretty bad.
No, no, lm fine.
Lets put some ice on it.
What was Mr. Kafka saying about
free will versus destiny?
Anyone? ln the entire class
of students...
...all paying $ a year
to be here?
-You? Lady in the infantry?
-l didnt read it yet.
l understand that.
You had Ben Affleck on the Leno show
last night, right?
Great stuff, witty banter,
looking forward to the movie.
Perhaps in the future...
...therell be a course on st century
literature but until that day--
Want some honey? l have more.
No, thank you.
Listen, people, those rectangular
slabs youre using as doorstops...
...theyre books. Careful, first time
you open them, theyll crack a bit.
Dont be alarmed.
Florence Nightingale,
Kafka on free will versus destiny?
lts not about free will
versus destiny.
You dont? Would you mind telling us
what it is about?
Sometimes youre so powerless that
the only thing you can control...
-...is how little you can live on.
-lnteresting.
Youve reduced the father of modern
literature into an anorexic teen girl.
You just love humiliating me,
dont you?
l wont have one of those...
...l know, you know and we know and
they dont know arguments in class.
Weve agreed that its got
to be secret.
l know how ashamed you are of me.
lm your dirty little secret.
Secret means clandestine.
Shame means embarrassed.
-You didnt cover that in junior high?
-Stop treating me like a baby.
Why dont you take me seriously?
-lm risking my job to be with you.
-What are you talking about?!
lm over . Youre not
selling me alcohol!
-Do you know Professor Brown?
-No!
No!
Of course not. He lost his tenure
for having an affair with a student.
The board considers that taking
advantage of impressio
