continues as they make
their way through the corridors of
INT. THE WEST WING - DAY
They walk quickly down a hallway teeming with STAFFERS, AIDES
AND OFFICE WORKERS.
LEWIS
Because you dropped the whole kick-ass
section, now weve got this thing hanging
out there.
SHEPHERD
Theres a thing hanging out there?
LEWIS
"Americans can no longer afford to
pretend that they live in a great
society." The
continue cheering as the master of ceremonies GUY takes the
stage.
GUY
Well, there you are! You are the first people to see the lost
GALAXY QUEST episode 52 two parter since it was originally aired
in 82! As most of you know, no concluding episode was filmed
when the series was cancelled, so one episode was never included
in the syndication run. Lets hear it for Travis Latke, who
actually rescued
continues washing the dishes as HELEN and the WIFE
dry. MIKE enters to get more beers.
HELEN
(still staring)
Id like to tie her tits together.
ELLIE
That wouldnt be too difficult.
MIKE
(overhearing)
I bet you think she doesnt have a
brain in her head. I bet you think
the only thing he sees in her is one
incredible, dynamite body...
He GRINS at their blank stares... ELLIES EYES wryly
following...
Clerks Script
[ Telephone Ringing ]
[ Ringing Continues ]
Hello.
What ?
No, l dont work today.
Im playing hockey at : .
Why dont you call Randal ?
Cause Im fuckin tired !
I just closed last night.
Jesus.
What time do you think
youre gonna come in, : ?
Be there by : ? Where ?
Swear youll be there by :
and Ill do it.
: or l walk.
[ Slurping ]
its a meaningless end
to the story
Got no time
for the
exercise...
if youre gonna grapple
with Gretchen.
Oh, yeah? I got a valentine for her
that shes never gonna forget.
Right to the heart, huh?
Its gonna be a hot time
on Saturday night!
Stavisky, you do anything else
with that...
except throw it
over your shoulder and burp it?
Aw, get lost, Axel!
Bunch of clowns. Things havent
changed a bit. Same as always.
Bet you wish
you never came back.
Especia
Exercises ] - Ricks here.
Mah, mah, mah, hah-mah. Hah-mah, may, mee, mo, moo.
Hey! There he is. Hah-mah.
You become a farmer?
No,Joe, Im an actor dressed as a farmer for an audition.
- Sorry. - Come on, Nat, lets go.
Hah, yah, yah, yah.
- Hey,Joe. - Hi, Callie.
We had a great weekend. Did she tell you about the play?
Yeah. The actors were naked.
- So were the ushers. - They were not!
Callie, Beau
continuous sound of running water... Cates moves toward the
bathroom. Rips the door open.
BATHROOM
The shape behind the shower curtain freezes. Cates, gun held
level, moves forward... Rips the shower curtain open.
Revealing a young and very beautiful woman, ELAINE MARSHALL.
CATES
Inspector Jack Cates, S.F.P.D....
And youre wanted.
Elaine stares at him as Cates turns off the water.
ELAINE
What am
exercise.
You came back a few men light.
Four, to be precise.
Where are they?
Not in this lifetime.
Captain...
...if you dont make progress on this, well
have Washington crawling all over us.
What did he write?
lll only talk to a Ranger.
Someone from off-post.
Let me see it.
lts a stall tactic. Nothing more.
Give him what he wants.
l know somebody.
-Sir, l am confident that l can handle this.
-An
continues upward.
EXT. THE TOP OF THE WATER FALL -
Exhausted, Bond reaches up, over the edge. He drives a pick down -
through the ice, into the hard, flat, ground beneath the waterbed.
As he pulls himself up, (his full weight on the first ice-pick,) he
smashes a second pick through the ice, into the waterbed, and -
THE ENTIRE ICE FALL GIVES WAY -
Breaking off with a groan, tumbling onto the rocks
continues again, further off now, and louder. We hear a
noise as if a window is being opened.
OLD SALIERI
Mozart! Mozart! I confess it! Listen! I confess!
The two servants look at each other in alarm. Then the Valet hands the candlestick
to the Cook and takes a sugared cake from the dish, scrambling as quickly as he
can back down the stairs.
2 EXT. THE STREET OUTSIDE SALIERI 許 HOUSE - VIENN