dance hall,
the ice cream parlor...
the tenement saloon...
the Turkish bath.
Like the Hydra...
it grows new heads everywhere.
Even the modern inventions
of science...
are used to cultivate immorality.
The gas engine...
has brought us
the automobile joyride...
and an even more
pernicious menace...
the roadside brothel.
Electricity...
has made possible
the degrading picture show.
Because of the tel
The Jerk Script
I am not a bum.
Im a jerk.
I once had wealth...
...power...
...and the love of a beautiful woman.
Now I only have two things...
...my friends...
...and...
...my thermos.
My story?
Okay.
It was never easy for me.
I was born a poor black child.
I remember the days...
...sitting on the porch with my family...
...singing and dancing...
...down in Mississippi.
- "Oh, lordy
- "Pick a ba
career.
- I have no choices here. I have no choices!
Even when I try to do something fun,
you do it ten times bigger!
I bring home a cake and gifts.
You bring the goddamn San Diego Zoo!
- And I have to clean up!
- Its not toxic waste, just a few party plates!
Why am I the only one
that feels there has to be rules?
Why do you always
make me out to be the heavy?
I dont. You do ityourself quite natu
dance.
This is where you fall down.
Where do you get these guys?
The press says l dont know how to do this stuff?
- Cut. Reset. Back in . - l wont do it again.
- What do you mean? - l wont.
- lts the last shot! Where you going? - To my trailer.
Then lll shoot myself for being in your movie.
Kill me. lll be back directing traffic.
Dont leave me hanging up here. Youre killing me!
l love you. l need
career.
Hey, man, come on!
Save me, big gorilla, save me.
Save me, big gorilla, save me.
-Thats one brave monkey.
-Oh, yeah, it is.
What the fuck?
It just goes to show
that when the chips are down
It just goes to show
that when the chips are down
and life looks like it really sucks...
Xanax!
Im Phil Margera, and Im hungry
for some goddamn meatballs.
Do it.
Are you all right?
Yeah, it got me like
As they travel, various objects (pens, tapes, CDs, toiletries, ties, sunglasses, etc.) either fall or are discarded from inside their jackets.
They are pursued by two hard-looking Store Detectives in identical uniforms. The men are fast, but Renton and Spud maintain their lead.
RENTON (V.O.)
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family, Choose a fucking big television, Choose washi
career as a writer in a newspaper office in Kansas City at the age of seventeen. After the United States entered the First World War, he joined a volunteer ambulance unit in the Italian army. Serving at the front, he was wounded, was decorated by the Italian Government, and spent considerable time in hospitals. After his return to the United States, he became a reporter for Canadian and American
Dance With Me Script
Your attention, please.
This is your final boarding call...
for bus service to Antonio.
- Hi.
- Daddy!
Its so good to see you!
Did you have a nice trip?
Im a little tired.
Dan, over here!
Bye, Matt!
Good.
Do you speak English?
You should hear my French.
Here we are.
III see you around.
I got a lesson to teach.
Ruby, thank you.
Oh, sure.
- Hey, sugar.
- Rafaels here.
Steve, Im
De-Lovely Script
Hello, Cole.
l let myself in.
Were not late, are we? l hate to be late.
No, were fine.
That sounded lovely.
l hate funeral music.
Though, under the circumstances,
l suppose l should say my prayers.
Why start now?
Exactly.
lf l believed in God,
he would be a song-and-dance man.
He would have to carry a tune.
Preferably one of mine.
Do you think he would like this?
In the still of
dance...
Charlotte and I planned to meet
out in the summerhouse.
She was gonna have
her bags packed...
and we were gonna
go away together, thats all.
And I had got us a room in Baton Rouge.
Were gonna stay there.
I dont wanna hear about that.
Well, you asked me,
so I just told you, thats all.
Now...
you shut your filthy mouth...
and you listen to me.
Charlotte doesnt know
about this.
She doesnt k