women will you crave
"Ill be glad when youre gone
"Glad when youre gone
"Glad when youre gone
You rascal, you"
Cant hang about.
Apparently, they have one of these
every minutes at this time of year.
- Well, whos going to tell her?
- Ill go.
What was that about the music?
Well, when I was
we lived near a dance hall...
...and there was a band.
And some girls used to sing a song called...
Ill Be Gl
womens magazines along the lines of "101
Ways to Cook Pork."
THELMA
He already thinks youre out of your
mind, Louise, that dont carry much
weight with Darryl. Are you at
work?
LOUISE (V.O.)
No, Im callin from the Playboy
Mansion.
THELMA
Ill call you right back.
Thelma goes through the living room to the bottom of the
stairs and leans on the bannister.
THELMA
Darryl! Honey, youd better hurry
up.
D
women and children,
Im going to find that out.
- Understand?
- Yes, sir!
- Understand?
- Yes, sir!
Hi, son.
How you doing, sarge?
- What did you call me?
- Beg your pardon?
What did you call me, boy?
- Sarge.
- Before that.
Nothing before that.
You said, "How are you?"
A ewe is a female sheep.
- Is that what you think I am, boy?
- No.
- No, sir!
- No, sir.
- Louder, sweet pea!
- No, sir!
You want
First, a sky over chimney pots and church towers, with masses of thundercloud and a black cloud moving toward the sun.
Cut to:
Piccadilly Circus, London. Flower sellers (women in shawls with baskets) seated round the base of the Eros monument. Among them Liza Doolittle, the only young one. The rest are elderly or middle aged. All, including Liza, are too poorly clad and dirty to be attractive. L
and do your own thing.
- No.
It means dont compromise yourself
for women. It aint gonna do you no good.
Get away from them as soon as you can.
I aint got no woman now.
- Im living like the stoic bird, man.
- Its the only way to live, son.
Look at that fool there.
Probably listening to that loud rock stuff.
Junk, its all junk.
I dont know. I mean...
rock musics got some good qualities.
students.
HEALTH TEACHER
... The chance of contracting HIV from a
promiscuous lifestyle will climb to one
in one hundred and fifty. The odds of
dying in an auto accident are only one
in twenty-five hundred.
(beat)
Now this marks a drastic increase ...
INT. HIGH SCHOOL. SCIENCE CLASS.
Same angle. Different teacher.
SCIENCE TEACHER
... From just four years ago when ozone
depletion was at ten percen
WOMEN, magnificent in somber taffeta, enters. QUEEN
ISABEL OF SPAIN moves towards him.
He bows slightly as she sits at the end of the large
table. She is followed by a PRIEST, BROTHER BUYL, and
three dignitaries of Church and State.
All sit beside her. TREASURER SANCHEZ takes a document
and starts to read aloud.
On screen the words: GRANADA - SPAIN - 1500
SANCHEZ
Your Majesty would wish to know t
students.
- SWAT wants to go in.
- What, they aint killed
nobody yet this week?
Okay, we got a guy whos probably
on drugs. Hes got a record of - - s.
Hes been busted
on possession.
Never been busted on a major felony.
Whats this guys demeanour?
Well, hes a little fuckin agitated.
He ripped the phone out.
I gotta go face to face.
- No, I dont think so.
- Sam, you got a building
full of hostages.
O
women leave?
Why do they leave? Especially pretty ones. l cant do it any more.
Life is very complex. There are no guarantees.
The mathematical world is completely rational.
You think too much. Dont you want to know how big my tits are?
No! l just want to share my life with someone.
y:i Someone y:i lm not sexually attracted to.
How can two people come together in lasting respect and affection?
- T
student cakes
with the same ingredients.
Ill take them, then.
Ok.
Plus eight rum truffles.
Yes.
To eat at once?
Get your bloody act together.
Finn ... what do you think
of the work here?
Get your feet down!
Thats a decent chair, right?
Eh? Finn? Do you like it?
Ive had enough!
I have taken them down.
Im only ...
This bloody hair of mine.
l cant work.
Why not wear a hair net? Its
quite common in t