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hwpThe Hard Way Script
You dont see me standin here, man?
See me lookin at you?
Get outta the car!
Ill take care of you, man!
- emergency.
- Hello there. Its me... again.
Well, what can I say?
Im about to crash another party.
Move it, dickhead! Its only a gas pedal.
Its not gonna bite.
- Hang on, Benny. Here we go.
- Whoa!
- Would you slow down?
- Come on!
Aw, look at this.
- Its D for drive, shithead!
- Fuck you!
There oughta be a goddamn law,
driving without a brain!
Out of the way!
Police business, you got it?
It isnt police business, Moss.
Youre late for a goddamn date.
You cant be yelling "police business"
when it isnt.
Its my business
and Im the police, right?
So go figure. What is this guy doing?
Come on, Moss!
What are you gonna tell the captain?
"Sorry about the people I killed.
I was horny. "
Weve only been out
a few times, me and Susan.
No one Ive met since my divorce
stuck around for a second date.
Maybe its something
about my personality.
Up yours, asshole!
Goddamn it!
Susans different. I think shes the one.
I even quit smoking for her.
Hey, you asshole! Whats the matter?
- Goddamn it, what is this? A conspiracy?
- Its a billboard.
Whats-his-face. The new Nick Lang
movie. I really love that guy.
I hate him. Hes in my way. Bad enough
hes up there and were stuck down here.
Party Crasher
spotted at a dance club on th.
No, not tonight!
I got a date! Shit, shit, shit!
Hey, hey! Were working here!
# Im rockin my peers
puttin suckers in fear
# Makin the tears
rain down like a monsoon
# Listen to the bass go boom
# Explosion
# Overpowerin
# Over the competition Im towerin
# Wreckin shop
when I drop these lyrics
# Thatll make you call the cops
# Dont you dare stare
You better move
# Dont ever compare me to the rest
# Thatll all get sliced and diced
# Competitions payin the price
# Im gonna knock you out
# Mama said knock you out
Hes gonna call us every time
he shoots someone?
The man likes an audience.
Grainy, check the back.
China, Billy, stay out front.
- We stand out here pullin our puds?
- He might kill someone out here.
I dont have a pud.
Pull on yours twice for me.
Said hed be dressed in black.
Shouldnt be that hard to spot.
# Shadow-boxing when
I heard you on the radio
# Huh! I just dont know
# What made you forget
that I was raw
# But now I got a new tour
# Im goin insane,
startin the hurricane
# Releasin pain,
lettin you know
# You cant gain or maintain
unless you say my name
# Rippin, killin
# Diggin and drillin a hole
# Pass the Old Gold
# Shotgun blasts are heard
# When I rip and kill at will
# The man of the hour, tower of power
# Ill devour
# Im gonna tie you up
and let you understand
# That Im not your average man
Billy, you got him?
China, where is he?
Where is he? I dont see him!
There!
Damn it.
Damn it, hes right there. Billy!
Billy, the tow truck!
Hey! Come here, you prick.
Ow! Damn it.
- Whoa!
- Hey, asshole!
You drive. I wanna shoot him!
Come on! We jingle it, baby.
Come on, lets roll. Come on!
You son of a bitch!
- Chill! Wait for me get my gun out.
- Dont tell me how to drive, Billy.
There he is!
- Come on! Shit!
- Jumpin Jesus.
Billy, shoot him. Kill this asshole.
I would if youd get out of the way, you
tow-truck-drivin motherfuckin supercop!
I dont give a shit. Shoot him.
You like it? Youre gonna die!
Youre gonna die. If I ever
get out of this, youre gonna die.
Woo-woo-woo!
Uh-oh. Oh, boy.
Shoot him! Shoot him!
Damn it! Shoot him again, Billy.
Dont pull it. Oh, no! Goddamn it!
Oh, its gonna hurt. Ow!
Yahoo! You see that, sucker?
Excuse me, Lieutenant.
Care for a cigarette?
Oh, shit!
Bye!
You son of a bitch!
Oh, man.
I hate that guy.
No one talks that way to Joe Gunn.
Look whos back in town.
Where theres fire, theres smoke.
Where theres smoke,
theres Joe Gunn.
He hates bad guys.
Gunn, Im gonna kill ya.
He loves bad girls.
Joe, you gotta help me!
This time, hes tracking
a killer halfway around the globe.
He cant be stopped.
Hang on! Im coming.
And he never quits.
Joe, why dont you quit?
Thesell kill you.
You kill me, baby.
I want him found.
I want him stopped.
I want him dead.
Gee, its great to be wanted.
Nick Lang is Joe Gunn
in "Smoking Gunn II".
Cos you cant keep a good gun down.
Rated R.
- Nickie!
- Its crap, Angie. Its crap!
Its another big budget, big box-office,
Nick Lang, easy-to-flush piece of crap.
Dont throw your Peoples Choice Award.
When are you gonna come to me
with something with relevance...
...something that doesnt have
a Roman numeral in the title?
Did you ever hear of Hamlet I I I?
Midsummers Night IV?
They made Henry V. It won awards
for that little Scottish fellow.
- So thats what this is about.
- Hi, Nickie!
Me, the agent that mismanaged
you all the way to No. .
All right. Fine, lets talk about
something that matters.
Lets talk about...
$ . billion in
combined ticket sales.
Not to mention $ million
pay-or-play, or % of the gross.
Youve never been bigger. Theyre
bootlegging your movies to Libya.
Fabulous. Ive cor
