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hwpMy name is Happy Gilmore.
Ever since I was old enough to skate,
I loved hockey.
I wasnt really
the greatest skater.
But that didnt keep my dad
from teaching me...
...the secret of making
a great slap shot.
My dad worshipped hockey.
My mom didnt.
So she moved to Egypt, where theres
not a hockey rink within miles.
Dad took ne to games
to see our favorite player...
...Terry OReiIIy,
The Tasnanian DeviI.
He wasnt a big guy,
but he feared nobody, just Like me.
Handsone feIIow, huh? He said
when I grew up, I could be anything.
But all I ever wanted to be
was a hockey player.
My childhood was going great,
but Life is fuII of surprises.
After the funeraI, I was sent to Live
with my grandma in Waterbury.
I was nervous,
since I didnt know her that well.
She dressed Like Gene Sinnons
from KISS to cheer ne up.
Shes the sweetest person
in the world.
After my dad died,
I developed a short fuse.
That kid stoIe ny party bIower.
Instead of asking for it back,
I hit hin in the head repeatedIy...
with a hanner.
Most of the time, I was quick to say
I was sorry.
Years Iater, I played junior hockey
and still hold two Ieague records...
...nost time spent
in a penaIty box...
...and I was the onIy guy to ever try
to stab someone with his skates.
After I graduated, I had
a lot of different jobs.
I was a road worker...
...a janitor...
...a security guard...
...a gas station attendant...
...and a plunber.
Lately, Ive been working
construction. Its not bad.
I a good shot
with a nall gun.
But one day ny boss, Mr. Larson,
got in the way.
ApparentIy, he aIso has a short fuse.
Look at the nonster.
He got in a few Lucky punches,
but I feeI I won the fight.
Anyway, those jobs
werent for ne.
I was put on this planet
for one reason--to play hockey.
Its my puck, baby!
Dont you ever touch my puck!
Is that Gilmore again?
How nany times has he tried out?
At Least ten times.
He has a lot of intensity.
Not a strong skater, though.
Nor the best puck handIer.
But, ny God...
What a shot.
It that goal regulation size
or what?!
Number one...
...number fifty-two...number sixteen...
They saw my power.
They wont dog ne this year.
...number nine...
...and number forty-three.
The rest of you...
...better Luck next year.
Coach, whats going on?
What about ne?
Gilmore.
I called your number,
didnt I?
No, you didnt.
Well, better Luck next year.
That wasnt very nice!
You think youre better
than me?!
Where you going?
I got Subway.
I aIready ate.
I knew the guy working there,
so we got extra neatballs.
Great. I got to run.
Can you stay?
I had a rough day.
Bye.
-When will you be back?
-Never.
Terry, wait!
Wait! Hold on a second, babe.
Youre not going for good,
are you?
Youre going nowhere
and taking ne with you.
ALL you ever taIk about is being a pro
hockey player, but youre not any good.
I an good! You know what?
Youre a Lousy kindergarten teacher!
I saw the finger paintings
you bring hone--they suck!
I sorry. I didnt mean that.
Theyre excellent finger paintings.
Please dont go.
I not spending the rest of ny Life
with a Loser.
I gone.
Good! Get the hell out of my Life!
Who needs you? Beat it!
I sorry.
I didnt mean that.
I just yell
cause I get so scared.
Scared of being a nobody.
Why dont you cone back
upstairs, honey?
III give you the oId snoochy-snoo
kissy-wissy.
You know Happy
will make everything okay.
I want to kiss you all over
And over and again
I want to kiss you all over
Till the night cIoses in
Till the night cIoses in
Terry!
Sit tight.
III be right over.
Hey, you dont want breakfast?
Grandma?
Put that down!
Its my grandmothers!
Cut it out, kid.
Were just doing our job.
What are you talking about?
Your grandmother
hasnt paid taxes in years.
Grandma, you didnt pay
your taxes?
I would have,
but I didnt have any money.
Where are you taking her stuff?
I not taking her stuff,
the governement is.
Its not like I taking her stuff
over to my place.
Dont get nad at ne.
But shes an oId Lady.
Look at her. Shes oId.
You cant just take her stuff.
Shes too oId.
I sorry. I have no discretion.
Her stuff is now our stuff.
Well, at Least we got the house.
III bring furniture fron ny place.
WeII be okay.
Now youII really be nad.
I taking the house, too.
My grandfather built this house
with his bare hands.
My Grandmas been here over years.
You cant take her house.
Mrs. Gilmore owes the IRS
$ in back taxes.
We have to take the house.
If you cant repay the money in
days, we seII the house to someone else.
You hate ne, dont you?
No, I dont hate you.
He hates ne.
Dont worry-
things will be okay.
Look at this place.
Sliver Acres Rest Hone.
It Looks more Like a country club.
Nice grass, nice people.
I hope you brought
your bathing suit.
Youre going to make friends
in no time.
Mister!
Get ne out of here!!!
Here, eat that!
Leave us alone!
Grandma, you could cone
Live with ne.
Nonsense, dear.
Youre a grown man.
I wouldnt burden you
Like that and thats finaI.
TeII ne, how is that nice girlfriend
of yours?
She got hit by a car.
Shes dead.
Listen, I will get that $
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