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hwpMoons fuller than usual tonight.
Either its full or it aint, Ned.
A full moon cannot get any fuller.
You wanna be a magician, nephew...
you got to pay attention to the moon.
You gotta pay attention to the truck.
lts overheating again.
This is Satans Den
calling Aladdins Ham. Over.
This is Aladdin Ham, Satans Den.
Dixie on the horn.
Want me to tell you all
a bedtime story? Over.
l think the radiators had it.
We have to find some kind of garage
somewhere, somehow. Over.
Good luck. Just dont be late
getting to Greenville.
Big day tomorrow. Over.
Youre wrong, sweetheart.
lts a small day tomorrow...
when the accountants take over the carnival.
A small day indeed.
Over and out.
Just keep an eye out
for an open garage, all right?
lts the fullest moon lve ever seen.
lts a magic moon, nephew.
A magic moon.
ln there.
Behind the door.
Damn.
Take a look around.
Hes gotta be close somewhere.
Thank you, Lord.
By the Lord God Almighty,
maker of Heaven and Earth...
l denounce thee,
spawn of Satan, seed of the Devil!
Almighty God...
deliver us from the Devil-worshippers
and Satanists...
who have summoned these demons from
Hell, and loosed their evil on the world.
Hello?
ls anybody here?
We could use some help.
Nephew?
Have they got any sealer in there?
Cant tell.
Nobodys home.
Were gonna have to carry
some extra water with us.
l hope we make it to Greenville.
You better get some sleep, Unc.
-Are you with the carnival?
-Sir Nigel Penneyweight at your service.
lm one of the denizens of Satans Den.
Right over there, you see?
A den of death and transfiguration.
-This is supposed to be scary, right?
-lndeed it is.
And yours truly
is the chief author of those terrors.
Do me a favor, Mr. Nigel.
Thats Sir Nigel.
Sir Nigel, yes.
Tell everybody that Philip Hardin...
would like to see them at the Ten and One
in half an hour. Thanks.
Mr. Hardin, weve been expecting you.
They know not how their wits to wear...
their manners are so apish.
Larry!
Hes here!
-Tough night. We had trouble with the truck.
-You mean hes bombed?
You better get him up! Hardin is here...
and he wants to see us all in minutes
at the Ten and One.
Uncle Ned.
All right. lm just getting up.
Here, old boy. Coffee.
An evil drug, caffeine. lt wakes you up.
l checked the lab and the tomb.
The place is almost ready.
Ready for what? Extinction?
When the accountant gets here...
you might just as well
throw the switch on this thing.
Dont say that.
-Why not?
-Because hes here.
Then we must greet the bugger.
Glad to see you made it, son. Hows the rig?
-Can you fix a radiator leak?
-No, but l can do body work.
After this is over,
you wanna go into town and check it out?
Were putting in a new number,
lve gotta rehearse.
l guess everybodys glitzing up their act?
lm Philip Hardin.
At present lm head of accounting
at Hardin Enterprises.
-The company--
-Company?
You mean your father.
The company has asked for a complete audit
of all Hardin Enterprises holdings...
including this carnival.
lve also been empowered,
by the company...
to address any debit or shortfall
with commensurate action.
What means address debit?
He means that if he thinks,
in his ageless wisdom...
that your act isnt making enough money,
you have to hit the road.
Hes absolutely correct.
Lets get down to the bottom line.
lf some of the attractions dont show a profit
by the time we leave Greenville...
theyll be closed down.
You cant just draw a bottom line
in the dirt...
and dare people to cross over it.
This carnival is our life, all our lives.
This carnival is a business,
and itll be run like a business.
Thank you.
A carnival runs on magic.
A company runs on profit,
and a company owns this carnival.
Satans Dens been losing money
for months.
Our money.
Youre dead space on the midway,
and that costs us.
You have till the end of the weekend
to turn it around.
Satans Dens been part of this outfit
for years.
lm concerned with the future.
You pull your weight,
or you get out of the way.
Come on, Uncle Ned.
We gotta set up the Den.
Excuse me, Mr. Hardin.
This carnival would be nothing
without Satans Den.
lts practically nothing now, Sir Nigel.
But dont worry, theres always room for you
at the freak show.
lm an actor, sir, not a freak.
l played the Fool in King Lear at the Old Vic.
Then you could be useful
at the attraction weve contracted...
to take the place of the spook house.
And what attraction is that?
-Mud wrestling?
-Quite.
He plans to replace Satans Den...
with a ladies mud wrestling tent.
And he wanted me to be the referee.
lm an actor, not a mudslinger.
We wont be replaced.
Were gonna make money this weekend.
How do you expect to do that?
The new sophisticated carnival audience...
doesnt seem to find our horrors
horrible enough any more.
Then lll do what you said.
lll give them real magic.
Of course, a little abracadabra...
and up pops ghastly demons from Hell.
Thatll really scare people. Not like Nigel...
who wears a stifling suit
for six hours every night...
running around trying to frighten ch
