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hwp It didnt work.
It didnt work.
In the middle there...
Its on amidst...
The window didnt
explode right...
and it is very difficult for me
to do everything in one shot.
You know, Im 47 years old...
Just because he brought
John Woo to Hollywood
doesnt mean he can rub my dick
with sandpaper.
He still thinks
were making Citizen Kane?
Not using a gun symbolizes
the whole purity of the character.
The purity...
This isnt about adults...
Were talking about a child,
an environment...
My client...
is aware...
of the responsibility
of raising a child.
She leads a quiet,
peaceful life.
On the other hand,
we have an actor here
whos obviously disgruntled.
Whose known past problems
I just mentioned
are less than ambiguous.
And whose entire
career experience
is with films
whose values
no responsible
aware parent
would ever want to
expose their children to,
including myself, Your Honor.
Violence...
thats all on film,
Your Honor.
The legitimacy
of violence...
How this actor
play death?
Let me count
the ways.
Mangled under the wheels
a truck...
Strangulation...
Fracturing the skull...
Taking out
"the timber log"...
They were low budgets. Every one
of my movies were having heart!
Laceration...
Crushed under
the wheels of a car...
Death by strangulation...
Crushed ribs...
I make money with this!
I feed them!
- Please be seated, Mr.
- Its not about money!
- Allez, one more! Again.
- Gauging out the eye...
Kicks to the groin...
Can I go to the
restroom, please?
Crushed under the
wheels of a truck...
Gauging out the eyes...
Crushing the skull...
Shit.
- Take off! Immediately! Take off!
- Allright!
See the Arab in the film?
See that beard? Ever seen one
like that on a plane or a bus?
You think I look like him?
The movies from 1986...
Havent you ever had an idea just
to realize youve seen it before?
Chuck Norris giving Ben Laden
the idea of 9-11, thats bull!
But Chuck Norris
works for the CIA.
Yesterday it was Schwarzy...
Seen how the Arabs in "True Lies"
get all excited like hyenas?
Action films need bad guys.
Exactly! In the 70s,
it was the Viets, now the Arabs.
Stallone in "Rambo 3",
Hauer in "Wanted: Dead or Alive",
Bruce Willis in "The Siege",
Steven Seagal in
"Executive Decision"?
And whats his name,
Mark Wahlberg who fights in Irak?
- Van Damme!
- He never hit Arabs!
Dummy, Van Dammes outside!
Hey, Mr Van Damme! Wait!
Im a great fan of yours!
- How are you?
- Fine and you?
- Whats this? Lost in Schaerbeek?
- Going to the post office.
A quick snap for the store?
Thanks, sir!
Look, its Van Damme!
Hello!
Dont hello him.
Just take the picture.
Yeah!
Your turn, now.
Jean-Claude Van Damme!
Good?
Wait, my grandma
adores you too...
In five minutes!
Thanks, sir. Wow!
It was Jean-Claude Van Damme!
Hes cool! I pictured him taller,
but hes short.
Hes cool! Classy and all!
Hes all tanned.
Hell be right back.
- He cured cancer or what?
- Why? Did you?
- No, but nobody kisses my ass.
- Hes a star!
He left this shithole,
for Hollywood.
He fought to be
where he is now.
Youve never left town!
Whether youre a star or a dog,
I dont care!
Then why are you waiting for him?
You cant park here!
Hes just a regular guy.
Back off, watch my car!
Calm down, maam!
Move back!
I dont wanna see you around here.
- Help me, sir.
- You cant park here.
- Only 10 minutes!
- Shes waiting for her idol.
- Whos the idol?
- Jean-Claude Van Damme.
- Who?
- Jean-Claude Van Damme!
Get outta here!
"Aware!"
Look, we have pictures.
- How is he?
- Hes nice.
Hes just a regular guy, sir.
I dont think so.
The guys a star.
He left this shithole
for Hollywood...
He fought to get
where he is now.
Youve never even left town!
So what?
Bunch of ass-kissers...
Whatd you say?
I was talking to them.
Help me!
I was talking to
them, I swear!
You have a flat here.
Registration!
- Oh, come on!
- Registration!
- Dont ruin my day, please!
- Registration!
- I always get the crap, thanks!
- Anytime!
You owe me big time!
Shut up!
For once, its not my fault!
Please, maam. Shut up!
Stop now.
Dont stay here!
Get lost!
You heard me!
