caught you on the news.
You have to stop letting them
messing with your hair.
Jackie.
-I just need some money.
I hate ask.
But can you help me out,
please?
My mum is with them right now
as we speak.
If you say no,
Im gonna be evicted.
Can you come get me?
I know what it could be.
Maybe he did something that he
didnt even know he did.
And, so? Thats enough, Jackie.
He is in witness protection?
Sor
areas...
...to eliminate the rebellion by force.
Yes, sir, the Federal government
has been challenged by these rebels...
...who have been most effective
in changing...
...the sentiments
of state legislatures...
...challenging our Constitution and
challenging our central government.
The attack on Fort Sumter
cannot be ignored.
General, my home is right there
across the Potomac.
Why, you can see Ar
M*A*S*H
Screenplay by Ring Lardner Jr.
Produced by Ingo Preminger
Directed by Robert Altman
Cast List:
Donald Sutherland Hawkeye Pierce
Elliott Gould Trapper John McIntyre
Tom Skerritt Duke Forrest
Sally Kellerman Major Hot Lips Houlihan
Robert Duvall Major Frank Burns
Jo Ann Pflug Lieutenant Hot Dish
Rene Auberjonois Dago Red
Roger Bowen Colonell Henry Blake
FADE IN:
EXT. LANDING AREA OUTSIDE 4
area. It is actually
a frantic television studio with the hum of panic in a national
emergency.
The womans moans get louder and more desperate as the
background sounds reach full volume and the credits stop. The
woman sits up, snapping awake.
2 She lurches forwards into the arms of a strong young man. She is
Francine, twenty three years old and very attractive, although
she is gritty with dirt. H
caught his show on the
Isle of Crete, and this guy is funny.
I damn near busted a gut laughin at
him. And the troops, they love him.
This is a tempest in a teacup...
much ado about nothing.
For crying out loud, man,
this isnt brain surgery.
Dont get crazy over this, Dick.
Were only talking about a damn deejay.
Sir, there is no such thing as "only"
any more. Not now. Not in Saigon.
Lieutenant Stev
ON THE SCREEN THAT HAS
CAUGHT HIS ATTENTION. HE TURNS AND LOOKS -
DIAMOND
The exact cause of death is still unknown. What is certain - were dealing
with something weve never seen before. Every organ in the body is
affected...
Superimposed over Diamonds face is a three dimensional, computer-generated
graphic of the babys body.
Will forgets about what hes doing. He walks towards the screen.
For Your Eyes Only Script
Mr. Bond, Mr. Bond, Im so glad I caught you.
Your office called. Theyre sending a helicopter to pick you up.
Some sort of emergency.
It usually is. Thank you.
Good afternoon, Mr. Bond.
Dont concern yourself with the pilot.
One of my less useful people.
You are now flying Remote Control Airways.
Think twice, . Its a long way down.
Ive looked forward to this moment, Mr. Bo
area. Now he brings over the
steaming jar and places it nearby.
SHORTY (contd)
Listen. You pull my coat if its still stinging
when I get through cause this shit can burn a
hole through cement.
CHOLLY
Hold tight, baby, and keep your eyes shut.
Malcolm nods his head, clenches his eyes and grits his teeth. Shorty
applies the congolene with a comb, working it into Malcolms hair.
CLOSE - MALCOLM
area is off limits, Padre.
(re: security door)
How did you get in that room?
Realizing the JANITOR is already too suspicious, Castor
puts a priestly arm around him -- and leads him down the
hall.
CASTOR
Okay... I have a confession to
make, but you arent gonna like
it. I was planting a bomb.
JANITOR
Bomb?
CASTOR
You know -- boom --
(patting his
neck)
Oh, never mind...
The Janitor suddenly twitches
area in the rafters, where he sleeps, and starts
to pull on his boots. At this point the door opens and
HENSLOWE walks in. He is out of breath and his feet hurt.
HENSLOWE
Will! Where is my play? Tell me you
have it nearly done! Tell me you have
it started.
(desperately)
You have begun?
WILL
(struggling with his boots)
Doubt that the stars are fire, doubt
that the sun doth move
HENSLOWE
No, n