waiting to see you...
children who have been dreaming
of this moment for weeks?
Youre a disgrace to
the tradition of Christmas...
and I refuse to have you
malign me in this fashion.
Disgusting.
Tell me, whos in charge
of this parade?
MAN: When you find out, tell me.
These pants are gonna fall off
in Columbus Circle.
KRIS: I beg your pardon.
Whos in charge here?
GIRL: Mrs. Walker.
There she is, do
The Naked Gun 33 1/3 Script
.
Hey, look! Its the President!
And the Pope!
Oh, my God! Look! Its disgruntled postal workers.
Wait a minute! Give me my baby back!
- Are you all right? - Im soaking wet.
- Ill get the talcum powder. - Its not that.
I had a nightmare. Crime all around me, I couldnt stop it.
- Frank, it was just a dream. - Youre right.
All I need is a good nights rest. Tomorrow everyt
waiting and watching.
The VIEW PUSHES ALONG WITH the Vietnamese, MOVING FASTER AND FASTER WITH them, until suddenly, directly in front about ten feet away, an enormous AMERICAN clad in rags and bushes and holding a 12 gauge automatic shotgun casually at his side, steps in front of them. He smiles laconically, and BLASTS OUT FIVE SHOTS that rip THROUGH US. By the second shot, the whole jungle blaz
Boys on the Side
SCENE 1
JANE
Thank you. Im Jane DeLuca, this is Johnny Figgis,
and our band.
MAN
Im going to take a leak, Babe.
WOMAN
Bye.
JANE
Did you see that bitch, man?
JOHNNY
Fuck her.
JANE
Im going to fuck her!
JOHNNY
Wait! J...J...Jane!
JANE
Girl, that man is so fine!
WOMAN
Yeah, actually he is.
JANE
Is this your first date?
WOMAN
Mm hm. Listen, do you need to clear something? Go
ahead
list of economic woes:
Unemployment, sagging productivity,
high interest rates...
...shrinking capital
and downright economic stagnation."
It was inescapable...
...my fathers depression.
Like some fumigators mist
filling our lungs.
It came to be the focal point
of our lives that summer.
The geological formation around
which everything was defined.
Hey.
Theres a hummingbird nest
by the woodshed, t
know. Im on my way.
- Dont worry. Your dates late too.
- Listen. I have good news.
I got the attending position.
Im staying in San Francisco.
Oh, thats great!
Well, get over here.
- Were breakin out the champagne.
- Ill be there in a minute. Bye.
This place is heaven.
Its been photographed
for magazines.
Yeah. I think I told you I was
gonna need something furnished.
Well, it is furnished.
W
Wait! I am called!
I am called.
- Theyre only raisins.
- Hes probably unfamiliar with them.
What will your
poor father do?
Think of the pain
you will cause him.
I know, but he is
in error, you see.
He is not saved.
But still, you will
go home to him. Hugh?
I cannot,
no matter how much I want to.
But surely,
your father loves you.
Yes.
Very much.
I also love him.
But, Hugh,
the... the cost.
- The
listen up.
- We are standing by for final green.
- Survey Two,
I need to know when youve got eyes.
This is Survey Two. I have eyes.
- Copy that.
Survey One, this is Hub.
Do you have visual contact?
Hub, this is Survey One.
Mobile One is in motion.
Survey Three, that is good.
Hub.
Director Marshall from Langley.
- Langley.
- Stand by, please.
- Martin?
- Im here. So is Donnie and Jack Weller.
We u
list his songs.
Yet here, Laertes?
Aboard, aboard, for shame!
The wind sits in the shoulder of your sail,
and you are stayed for.
There, my blessing with thee.
These few precepts in thy memory
look thou character.
Give thy thoughts no tongue,
nor any unproportioned thought his act.
Be thou familiar, but by no means vulgar.
Those friends thou hast,
and their adoption tried...
grapple them unto thy
listening
Im waiting to hear from you, love
[ Man On Tape ] Hello, hello. Good.
I never said thank you for takin up our case.
I never thought Id trust an English person again, especially a lawyer.
Anyhow, Ill be as brief and accurate as I can...
with names, dates and places; anything that might help in our defense.
To explain how I happened to be in England in at the time of the bombin,
Id bett