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hwp KRIS: Youve got them mixed up.
Youre making a mistake.
Youre making a mistake
with the reindeer.
Tsk tsk tsk.
Would you mind stepping out
for a moment?
Open the door!
STOREKEEPER: Im sorry.
The store isnt open today.
KRIS: I dont want
to buy anything...
and Im sorry
to interrupt your work...
but I wanted to tell you
youre making a serious mistake.
- Huh?
- With the reindeer, I mean.
Youve got Cupid
where Blitzen should be.
And Dasher should be
on my right-hand side.
STOREKEEPER: He should, huh?
KRIS: Yes. And another thing...
Donners antlers have got
four points instead of three.
Still, I dont suppose anybody
would notice except myself.
STOREKEEPER:
No. I dont suppose so.
- Well, bye. Thanks.
- Not at all.
Glad to have helped you. Bye.
Yes.
[Band playing "Jingle Bells"]
[Singing] Jingle bells,
jingle bells...
DORIS:
Youre on float number three.
Youre on the Pilgrim float.
Youre on the pirate float.
You follow the van.
SHELLHAMMER: Mrs. Walker,
somethings got to be done.
That three-men-in-a-tub float
isnt big enough.
We can get
the butcher and the baker...
DORIS: Im awfully sorry...
but Ive got enough to do
to take care of the people.
SHELLHAMMER:
I was hoping you could... George!
KRIS: I beg your pardon, sir.
You seem to have got mixed up
with this whip of yours.
Allow me, will you?
Its quite simple, really.
- You dont mind if I show you?
- No, sir.
KRIS: Now, then.
- See? Its all in the wrist.
- Is that so?
KRIS: Yes, of course.
If you follow through.
DRUNK: Is that so?
KRIS: Its just like
throwing a ball.
If you were to... [Sniffs]
Youve been drinking.
DRUNK: Well, its cold.
A mans got to do something
to keep warm.
KRIS: You ought
to be ashamed of yourself.
Dont you realize there are
thousands of children...
lining the streets
waiting to see you...
children who have been dreaming
of this moment for weeks?
Youre a disgrace to
the tradition of Christmas...
and I refuse to have you
malign me in this fashion.
Disgusting.
Tell me, whos in charge
of this parade?
MAN: When you find out, tell me.
These pants are gonna fall off
in Columbus Circle.
KRIS: I beg your pardon.
Whos in charge here?
GIRL: Mrs. Walker.
There she is, down there.
- Thank you.
- Youre welcome.
DORIS: You two ought to be
over on st Street.
KRIS: Mrs. Walker,
one of the men in your parade...
DORIS: What are you doing
out of costume?
Get back and get dressed...
Oh, Im terribly sorry.
I thought
you were our Santa Claus.
KRIS: Your Santa Claus
is intoxicated.
- Oh, no!
- Yes. Its disgraceful.
How can you allow a man
to get into such a position?
[Singing]
Jingle bells, jingle bells...
DORIS: Stop that!
What do you mean by drinking?
You know its not allowed.
DRUNK: A mans got to do
something to keep warm.
KRIS: Ill warm you.
I ought to take this cane...
DORIS: Somebody, Julian,
get some black coffee...
plenty of it, too.
JULIAN: Yes, Mrs. Walker.
DRUNK:
Black with a little cream.
Wake me up
when the parade starts.
[Singing]
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Shameful! Absolutely shameful!
Could you be Santa Claus?
Have you had any experience?
KRIS: Oh, a little.
DORIS: Oh, please.
Youve got to help me out.
KRIS: I am not in the habit
of substituting...
for spurious Santa Clauses.
- Oh, please.
- No, I...
Well, the children
mustnt be disappointed.
All right, Ill do it.
DORIS: Oh, good. Thank you.
Come right this way.
Get that costume.
[Marching band
playing parade music]
SHELLHAMMER: Wonderful!
Hes the best weve ever had...
and he didnt need any padding.
DORIS: What?
He didnt need padding.
Where did you find him?
DORIS: I just turned round,
and there he was.
SHELLHAMMER:
Im glad you turned round.
Just think if Mr. Macy
had seen the other one!
DORIS: Just think if Mr. Gimbel
had seen the other one.
SHELLHAMMER: You want to ride
in the motorcycle or a car?
DORIS: No. Im going home
and get in a hot tub...
and I might stay there
until next Thanksgiving.
SHELLHAMMER: You should see it.
You worked so hard.
DORIS:
If I want to, which I doubt...
I can see it from
the roof of my apartment.
SHELLHAMMER: Thats right,
you live down the...
Mrs. Walker!
[Band playing
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"]
Susan!
Susan?
- Hello, Cleo.
- Hello, Mrs. Walker.
DORIS: What a beauty.
Wheres Susan?
CLEO: Shes watching the parade.
DORIS: Where? With whom?
CLEO: With that Mr. Gailey
in the front apartment.
DORIS: Oh, yes.
CLEO: Ive been keeping
an eye on her.
DORIS: She can see everything
from there.
Thats the yard line.
CLEO:
Hes so very fond of Susan.
When he asked me,
I didnt think youd mind.
DORIS:
Well, I guess its all right.
Ill go on in a minute.
GAILEY: Looks like theyre
having a little trouble...
with the baseball player.
SUZIE: He was a clown last year.
They just changed the head
and painted him different.
My mother told me.
He certainly is a giant,
isnt he?
Not really.
There are no giants, Mr. Gailey.
Maybe not now, Suzie...
but in olden days,
there were a lot of...
What about the giant
that Jack killed?
SUZIE: Jack? Jack who?
