personality.
What he did have was all bad,just bad.
What youre tryin to say is
theres no charge, right?
Forgive and forget.
Thats our motto.
You dirty bastard!
Ill kill you!
Damn it, Callie!
- Callie, damn it!
- Let go of me, you fat lug!
Stop-- Ouch!
Tell him Id appreciate it...
if he doesnt leave town
until I talk to him.
Goddamn it!
Ill kill you!
I wonder why it took her
so long to get mad?
B
personality.
Up yours, asshole!
Goddamn it!
Susans different. I think shes the one.
I even quit smoking for her.
Hey, you asshole! Whats the matter?
- Goddamn it, what is this? A conspiracy?
- Its a billboard.
Whats-his-face. The new Nick Lang
movie. I really love that guy.
I hate him. Hes in my way. Bad enough
hes up there and were stuck down here.
Party Crasher
spotted at a dance club on th.
No
I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell Script
Attention all units,
attack in progress at 742 Summit Drive.
742 Summit Drive. Screaming heard from
inside the residence. Respond, code three.
Five-four-three-zero, show us responding.
Well be on scene in under a minute.
Additional person reporting sound
of animal abuse.
Hit it, man. Lets go.
-What the hell is that?
-Five-four-three-oh, request backup.
-Its h
vote for
a sixth grade class president.
And for the third year
in a row...
were down to our final
two nominees,
and they are Harriet Welsch
and Marion Hawthorne.
And so, as you may know,
the duties of the class
president include
taking attendance,
reporting bad behavior
and best of all, editing
the sixth grade newspaper.
And now we vote.
Marion Hawthorne... again.
Three years in a row.
You know w
person whos,
you know, adored.
Then theres the private person
who can, at times...
be difficult to deal with if you
dont know how to handle the situation.
- And you did.
- Well, I guess, as well as anybody.
I dont envy my replacement,
Ill tell you that.
I was in her husbands White House,
and I saw her in better times.
She has her good days
and her bad days now.
I guess you could say...
shes sever
Personal question.
- Okay, well, listen.
Let me ask you a question.
What are you going
to do tonight?
Fish fillet and a Coke?
Go to Blockbuster,
rent a little romantic comedy,
go back to Moms house,
sit on the couch?
- Howd you know?
- Well, thats what you do.
Youre a dependable person.
Thats what youre
going to do.
You know what you should do?
You need to lay down
some real green...
and treat yo
vote for Governor Pernell?
Uh, nah, I aint never voted.
No matter. What does matter is Governor is a big,
huge, fanatical basketball fan.
He played himself-- four years, varsity, at Big State.
Good, not great athlete.
Hes the biggest supporter Big State has. Bleeds red and white.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I saw something like that about him on TV.
Do you have a son named Jesus Shuttlesworth?
Y es
personal integrity.
Eddie didnt feel that getting dates
for potentates was part of public relations.
But isnt it?
Well, theres a name for it,
but its not public relations.
Well, whatever it is,
you seem to do it very well.
One.
- Four.
- You counted twice here!
Wait a minute,
theres only four girls. We had seven!
Six... Wait a... Hey, dont move out,
weve got two girls missing here.
Wait a minute,
only a humble garbage man.
It hurts to breathe.
Of course it does.
Have a drink.
Do you find me attractive?
Yes.
-I look young for my age, dont I?
-How old are you?
How old do you think I am?
You look young.
How young?
I dont know. Young.
But how? Do I look more
like O or, you know, O?
O.
Listen, you geek. After a couple of
drinks, people mistake me for .
Warren...
are you a registered vote
personal-escort
service for business functions only.
My girls work on a strictly
"chat and smile but no touch bum" basis.
No, sorry.
I actually meant pro fighters.
Yeah, well,
Pete Wright only at the moment.
Quality control is the order of the day.
The first boxing competition
Pete entered he won.
He was only eight at the time,
and he was small for his age.
That didnt make
a blind bit of differen