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hwpPretty impressive..... huh!
People tend to think of me
as that environmental ...nut!
But whenever I get
down to work they say...
"Mother nature you are such a
destructive bitch!"
Well, what you see is disaster
I see as laying the groundwork for
the next generation.
You have to grow the new food,
for the new animals
The big ones eat the small ones, and on
top of the food chain are the humans.
Who used to be very grateful.
And it was good working just fine.
Until one self centered
generation came along.
The baby-boomers.
And these pampered postwar pinheads
Thought that they could
just breeze through life
do what every the hell they wanted.
For instance...
When the men would normally go to war.
You know all the male
aggression servers a purpose.
It keeps the herd strong.
But these guys said
"I dont like this particular war."
"I think Ill stay home."
And when it was time for the
woman to stop jerkin around and
start having babies they said
"We want to get our careers going
first babies can wait till later."
They grew up to be obsessed with money
and accumulated useless possessions.
Did they care that they were
depleting natural resources,
and polluting the water,
and ripping holes in the frickin sky!
But Ive got them now.
Oh yes, yes, yes.
Because now, now...
They going to get old.
There not going they to like it.
There going to be
"Oh, I dont want to waddle."
Their taking bits of their ass
their putting it in their face.
This is not natural.
Its not natural.
And their going to say, "Oh no, no, see,
we do not want to get old. No.
We want to stay young forever.
Forever and ever."
You know what Im going to say to them?
You know what I say to them?
Tough SHIT!
Heres a pal of mine in her 40s,
trying to moisturize her way
back to her way back to 30.
But unfortunately her ex-husband
found him self a wife in her 20s.
- Hi Mom!
- Where were you guys?
We went all the way to Malibu
and dropped Sara off at Gails house.
And then went to Beverly Hills
to drop off Glen.
But they said theyd
rather have their own kids.
Yeah, I forgot which kid
went with which one.
How bout oldest kid with oldest
Mom and work down from there.
What happened to your head?
Oh, I had to have some plugs removed
because the hairs were growing
into my head instead of out of it.
Where you go with that?
What?
Oh I...
This is mine I got it in Pasadena.
And you didnt have your wallet,
as usual, so I bought it.
Because I was wearing sweatpants.
I dont have pockets.
For someone who never exercises
youre always in sweatsuits.
Like wearing workout cloths
will make you in shape.
Well do you think wearing "Doc Martins"
will make you a teenager?
I dont know. Do you think
wearing youre hat backwards
will make you look more mature?
Well do you think
wearing a sleeveless
t-shirt makes you look
like a big bull-dike?
Izzie says youve just been
writing all weekend?
No dates?
No prospects on the horizon?
No
Oh Rosie youve got to get over me.
Im only human.
You know what Rosie,
you shouldnt be alone.
Im going to fix you up with somebody.
- Youve kept your looks.
- Thanks.
Ma, he got the
"Welcome Back Kotter" game.
- Lindsay I love you.
- Oh thank you Orlando.
Hey, you said you loved me!
He never said that!
And wearing a wedding dress
isnt going to change his mind.
But you do!
I know you do!
Orlando lets go to the beach.
Hey! Get away, Hes mine
He said you have an ugly body.
Its exactly the same as yours.
And that dress is so ghetto.
Whats that mean?
Oh well in school if somethings
cheesy we called it ghetto.
But honey, thats like making
fun of the under-privileged.
Like you know, naming ugly
cloths after their neighborhood.
I didnt make it up.
Leaves my man alone!
I think youre really nice.
You want to go swim?
Whys she suddenly so happy?
She is manic-depressive.
Hey Ma, how do you know
when its true love?
Usually you make the music louder,
and you can move in on them.
Or some times they
look up in slow motion.
No on TV, in real life.
Real life?
Izz, why is there a Ken doll
in the heat vent?
Remember when you had
Alzheimers and you wandered off.
You know Im starting to
not care so much about Barbies.
But shes just getting
her life together.
Shes got a jeep, shes got a horse,
a recording studio.
Yeah, but you know,
its make believe its not satisfying.
Doggin me all week dog.
Doggin me all week dude.
Brother...
Gee...
- Izzie?
- What?
Do people still say Gee?
Sure today I said,
"Gee, I cant wait for lunch."
Dog dont go fronting like you
didnt blow on your cheddar
smokes so you can roll
with Flynn and his peeps.
You know he just playin you.
I think you really
need to step off that.
Just remember me and
Ross are your real blood.
We dont have to smoke mad
trees to think you all that.
Wait!
Youre right.
I been trippin.
You know theres no one
Id rather roll with.
Cut!
Great!
Was there too much slang,
you know, for the emotion?
I liked that bit about
smoking the mad trees.
You were good.
You gave me allot.
You were good.
You gave him allot.
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