분야
hwp [Fast-paced lively instrumental music]
[Fast-paced lively instrumental music continues]
- What is it? - Sorry to have to report...
there are four stowaways in the forward hatch.
Stowaways? How do you know there are four of them?
They were singing Sweet Adeline.
Get them out of there, you hear?
But we cant find them.
And besides, theyve been writing insulting notes.
So, Im an old goat, am I? Listen to me.
Find them if you have to clear out that whole hatch!
Yes, sir.
- Captain, when do we get in? - Wednesday!
- I beg your pardon. Wednesday. - Thank you.
GROUCHO: [Singing] In all my dreams STOWAWAYS: [Singing] In all my dreams
GROUCHO: Your fair face beams STOWAWAYS: Your fair face beams
ALL: Youre the idol
of my heart
Sweet Adeline
My Adeline
This is the only way to travel, boys. The only way.
I was gonna bring the wife and kiddies...
but the grocer couldnt spare another barrel.
I was gonna bring my grandfather, but theres no room for his beard.
Why not send for the old swine, let his beard come later?
- I sent for his beard. - You did?
Its coming by "hair" mail.
Fellas, I think I hear someone.
If its the captain, Im gonna have a few words with him.
My hot waters been cold for three days and I havent got room to swing a cat.
In fact, I havent even got a cat.
- My grandfather can swing a cat. - He can?
Thatd make a good job for him.
GIBSON: Come on, men.
Someones coming.
Come on, men. Snap it up.
Listen, fellas.
Weve got to find those stowaways.
- And when we do, well put them in irons. - Aye, aye, sir.
Take a look in behind those cases.
You fellows, look behind those boxes.
- Never mind the barrels. - Aye, aye, sir.
- Whats that? - I just said "aye, aye, sir."
- Never mind that. Find those men. - Aye, aye, sir.
[Lids rattle]
[Horn tooting]
- Theyre not here, sir. - Oh, yes, they are.
Hoist all this stuff up on deck.
- And get these barrels out of the way. - Very well, sir.
Lower away up there.
Hurry up with that sling.
- Youll never find them standing around. - Yes, sir.
You look in back of those bales.
OFFICER: You look in those boxes. SAILOR: Yes, sir.
All right, boys.
Make it snappy up there!
GIBSON: Hey!
There they are!
CHICO: Hurry.
[Footsteps pattering]
[Horn tooting]
[Crowd chattering]
[Playing lively music]
[Crowd applauds]
You fellas, go aft.
You fellas, take a look in behind those lifeboats.
[Woman exclaims in shock]
[Crowd chattering indistinctly]
WOMAN: Captain, tell us about the stowaways.
Ill have them in the brig before long.
Thats terribly romantic. Id love to meet a stowaway.
CAPTAIN: Hey, you.
Are these your gloves? I found them in your trunk.
- Go to your rooms. Ill be down shortly. - Who are you?
Are you the floorwalker? I want to register a complaint.
- Whats the matter? - Matter enough.
You know who sneaked into my stateroom at : a.m.?
- Who did that? - Nobody, and thats my complaint.
Im young. I want gaiety, laughter, ha-cha-cha.
I wanna dance.
[Singing] I wanna dance till the cows come home
Just what do you mean by this?
I dont like the way youre running this boat.
Get in the backseat and let your wife drive.
CAPTAIN: Ive been captain of this ship for years.
Twenty-two years?
If you were a man, youd go in business for yourself.
I know a fellow, started last year with a canoe.
He has more women than you can shake a stick at, if you enjoy that.
One more word, and Ill throw you in irons.
You cant do it with irons. Its a mashie shot.
Its a mashie shot if the wind is against you. If the wind isnt, I am.
How about those barrels down below?
GROUCHO: I wouldnt put a pig in there. CAPTAIN: See here, you...
Not even if you got down on your knees.
And heres your gloves. You would take them, wouldnt you?
And keep away from my office.
CAPTAIN: Now, see here, you!
How dare you invade the sanctity of the captains quarters?
I thought you was the captain. Im hungry.
Im gonna find something to eat.
Ill take care of that. Hello.
- Send up the captains lunch. - Two.
Send up his dinner, too. Who am I?
Im the captain. You want to choose up sides?
Engineer, will you tell them to stop the boat from rocking?
Im gonna have lunch.
- Whats the matter with you? - Whats the matter with me? Im hungry.
- I didnt eat in three days. - Three days?
- Weve only been on the boat two days. - I didnt eat yesterday...
I didnt eat today, and I wont eat tomorrow. That makes three days.
