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hwpHello, gorgeous.
Miss Fanny?
- Miss Fanny?
- Down here, Emma. Third row.
I came in early to tidy up,
and the doorman said you were in.
What you doing out there?
The one place in the theatre
Ive never sat.
Maybe things look different from here.
This is the day, isnt it?
Yeah.
Any word yet?
No. The wire just said tonight.
You nervous?
Nervous, happy, scared, excited...
Im going to make a fresh pot
of coffee. You coming?
I think Ill just sit here
for a while, okay?
Well, Ill be in
the dressing room if you want me.
Mr. Ziegfeld wants to see you.
When you feel like it, he says.
Hell be waiting in his office.
Thanks, Em.
Did you hear that, Mrs. Strakosh?
Ziegfeld is waiting for me.
For me.
See, you were wrong, Mrs. Strakosh.
No, Fanny, darling, Im not wrong.
For a girl, for average,
youre a pleasure.
But when people pay good money
in the theatre...
...especially the male element,
they want something extra to look at.
But if a girl isnt...
If a girl isnt what?
Dont worry, theyll look at me.
The whole world will
look at me and be stunned.
It was all right when you were
a child and made funny faces.
- Then, you were cute.
- My condolences, youre no longer cute.
Ma. Ma.
Ma! Bye.
Bye.
Right off the net! Fresh fish!
Hey, wait a minute.
No, its all right.
Im one of the Beautiful Girls .
Well, the makeup helps a lot.
Really.
Sell it, sell it.
Get in there, Fanny.
Knees high. High! Way up there.
Go.
Hold it, Eddie.
Hold it!
You, with the skinny legs.
You. Yes, you, with the bloomers!
Yeah?
- Youre fired.
- What?
You call that a replacement?
Did you owe somebody a favour?
- It seemed like a funny idea.
- Why?
- Thats what I say.
- Back at .
But listen, youre making a mistake.
Ive had a lot of experience.
Ive been on-stage since I was .
Amateur contests,
Gottliebs Southern Repertory...
...professional companies.
I doubled six parts.
I played a daughter and her father.
A -year-old Indian.
- Listen, girlie...
- Hau.
Youve got to face facts.
You dont look like the other girls.
- But...
- You got skinny legs, you stick out.
And you are out!
I want to tell you something...
- Sorry, kid.
- Give me a chance!
I do a terrific time step! Watch!
Out.
Suppose all you ever had
was onion rolls.
Suppose all you ever had
was onion rolls.
Now, all of a sudden, in walks a bagel.
So you take a look at it and say,
"What is that?"...
...until you tried it.
Thats my trouble.
Whats your trouble?
Im a bagel on a plate
full of onion rolls!
Nobody recognizes me. Listen:
Come on.
Oh, sure. Lets go.
Hey!
- No autographs, please.
- What? Whatd she say?
You think beautiful girlsll
stay in style forever?
I should say not. Any minute now
theyre gonna be out. Finished!
Then itll be my turn!
- Mom!
- Mom!
Youre no chorus girl.
Youre a singer and a comic.
Yeah. With skinny legs.
So whyd you try out for the chorus?
Because thats what
you were looking for.
If you were looking for a juggler,
Id have been one.
I just gotta get
on the stage somehow.
How come you hired me?
Because you wanted it so much.
You sure youre tough enough
for show business?
Maybe not.
- Say, can you roller skate?
- You got a sudden urge to go skating?
Im trying a novelty number tomorrow.
If you can skate, be here at noon.
- And Keeney?
- He wont be in till night.
- By then the numberll be in the show.
- But hell kill you. Or fire you.
Not if youre good.
Are you sure you can roller skate?
Can I roller skate?
- You said you could skate.
- I thought I could.
- Nora.
- Sandra.
- Cherry.
- Wilma.
- Ruthie.
- Polly.
Fanny.
Go. Get out there.
Thanks, mister, I really...
Hey, you!
- Lady, back inside.
- What are you doing?
- Stay there.
- What are you doing?
They liked you. Go back out
there, Fan. Go ahead, honey.
- You, stay back.
- Its my show!
No, you dont.
Oh, Im sorry.
Her. On her. Over there!
Smile.
Eddie, they liked it!
Did you hear that...?
- Mr. Keeney...
- Get the next act on.
What do you think Im paying you for?
So they shouldnt like it?
Youre paying me?
I dont know what you pay me,
but I bet it isnt enough.
When I get around to thinking
about you, Ill let you know.
Well, if it isnt Miss Roller Skates.
- Listen, Im really sorry, girls.
- Oh, sure you are.
We heard the applause.
Im sorry I loused up the number,
but I couldnt help it.
But Im glad it was a hit.
Who do you think will see you here?
Florenz Ziegfeld?
You think the word cant spread?
Ill spread it myself.
I know a lady who knows the lady
who makes his shirts.
Hes gonna hear about me.
Go ahead and laugh.
Im telling you something.
One night, youll be laughing
and kidding, just like that...
...and therell be a knock.
You see? And there
hell be: Ziegfeld!
Sorry to disappoint you,
but the names Arnstein.
- Did you want to see someone?
- Yes.
You.
Gorgeous.
- I beg your pardon?
- Oh, I mean, your shirt.
Its absolutely the most gorgeous
thing Ive ever seen in my life.
Whats it made out of?
French handkerchief linen.
It goes very limp, though.
Yeah. I can see.
Except, its really beautiful.
All the tailcoats Ive seen,
