BASEBALL IN HIS
HAND!! With equal proficiency, JACK jams his control column between his
knees and stands, brandishing a BASEBALL BAT! Both pranksters have to
fight against the fierce slipstream as MATT THROWS THE BALL.I across
fifty feet of sky towards JACK! He prepares to swing, but the ball FALLS
SHORT, getting MINCED in JACKS propeller! A quick look around to make
sure no one is looking, and M
school.
[Radio:;
Chattering, Indistinct]
[Mule Braying]
- [Braying Continues]
- Whoa,John.
Come on there.
Get a hold,John.
- Get a hold,John.
- [ Snorting ]
Come on. Come on.
Get up there,Jane.
Come on. Come on.
Good girl.
Whoa,John.
Comehere,Jane.
Come here.
Best come in now.
I told Doc Maddox Id be done
by Friday, and I will.
- Daddy, you actin like--
- This was my farm ?
No, son. No matter how
schools on ice, stare up blankly. Crabs scratch
at their crates. Lobsters climb over one another in tanks.
One of the black SWAT vans turns down a side street. The
other takes an alley. The Marcells Crab House van continues
straight along Parcell Street.
INT. PANEL VAN - DAY
A 150-pound block of dry ice tries to cool down the heat
from all the bodies in the van - Starling and Brigham, the
two oth
SISTER ACT
by Paul Rudnick
July 19, 199l
Page 1.
SISTER ACT
FADE IN:
INT. ST. ANNES ACADEMY - AKRON, OHIO - CLASSROOM
We are in a parochial school classroom, in the late
Sixties. The children all wear uniforms and sit at little
desks. SISTER IMMACULATA stands at the front of the room;
she is a middle-aged nun, very severe. The children are
all terrified of her.
SISTER IMMACULATA
Who can name all
school, so...
Is that what you wanna do, too?
I dont know.
I just finished school.
Dont people usually graduate in June?
Yeah.
Its almost a year ago.
You still dont have a job?
What are you, my mom?
I dont know, when you look at me,
do you see your mom?
- What sign are you?
- What sign am I?
Cancer.
Strike three.
Thanks.
Its Emily.
Id have never guessed Emily.
Dont get mugged.
Nice to meet you to
SCHOOL,
AND YOU THINK YOU KNOW IT ALL!
WELL, YOURE STILL WET
BEHIND THE EARS.
ITS NOT A SUBDURAL HEMATOMA!
ITS EPIDURAL! HAH!
GODDAMN,
THAT MAKES ME MAD.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
I DONT FIND THIS AMUSING,
GARRERO!
THIS IS A BETTER STORY
THAN I EVER HOPED FOR.
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
GETS HIT BY A CAR
AND NEEDS BRAIN SURGERY,
AND THE MAN WHO HITS HER
IS THE WORLDS GREATEST
BRAIN SURGEON
WHO OPERATES ON HER
AND S
school. It
seems the nine year olds from the school have been karateing the picket
fences. [Phone rings] Chief Brodys office? Its the medical inspector.
Martin: Yeah.
Polly: Now the fire chief wants you to go over the fourth of July --
Martin: Polly I want the list of all the water activities that the city
fathers are planning for today. All right.
Polly: Right away?
Martin: Hendricks, where do w
Mean Girls Transcript
This is your lunch, OK?
Now, I put a dollar in there
so you can buy some milk.
You can ask one of the big kids
where to do that.
You remember your phone number?
I wrote it down for you, just in case.
Put it in your pocket,
I dont want you to lose it.
OK? You ready?
I think so.
Its Cadys big day.
I guess its natural for parents to cry
on their kids first day of school.
But, y
A womans face BACKS INTO SHOT, her head resting against grimy wallpaper. She is tense, sweaty, wide-eyed with concentration. This is CLARICE STARLING - mid-20s, trim, very pretty. She wears Kevlar body armor over a navy windbreaker, khaki pants. Her thick hair is piled under a navy baseball cap. A revolver, clutched in her right hand, hovers by her ear. She raises a speedloader, in her left hand,
weekend and youll never be able to
get in to see her --
ROLLERGIRL
OK.
Rollergirl scratches her crotch as she speaks. Amber notices;
AMBER
Whats the matter down there?
ROLLERGIRL
I gotta go pee.
AMBER
Well go, then.
CAMERA stays with Rollergirl, following her across the dance floor. She
passes Buck, Becky and Reed, says hello, dances a moment, then continues on
-- into the clearing off the dance