Knocked Up Script
Light your nuts on fire.
Fuck! Fuck! My hands!
Too hot for Jonah!
I got fucking water in my mouth!
Oh, my God!
I got to get off! I got to get off!
Got to get off! Got to get off!
Sadie, wake up!
Oh, my gosh!
Daddy, wake up!
Okay, Im up.
Is that my genius over here?
Is that my genius?
I need you to take the kids
to school this morning.
- I would, but Im supposed to work out.
- Wh
school? Im supposed
to be giving a lecture in twenty
minutes and my drivers a bit lost.
YOUNG WOMAN
(heavy European accent)
Go straight aheads and makes a left
over za bridge.
Lloyd checks out her body.
LLOYD
I couldnt help noticing the accent.
You from Jersey?
YOUNG WOMAN
(unimpressed)
Austria.
LLOYD
Austria? Youre kidding.
(mock-Australian accent)
Well, gday, mate. What do you say
we get togeth
weekend
So Danny and he can bond
Maybe its a good idea
What ?
Danny needs to accept the fact
that his mom is getting remarried
And youre going to have to accept it too, Frank
I have no problem accepting it
I dont want to hang out with the guy, thats all
So what really bothers you about sailing with Rick?
You afraid that Danny might get to like him?
Maybe I dont want him bonding with him
Maybe I d
her nose
again)
She pours Annie a cup of hot water. Annie pulls a
teabag out of her pocket, puts it into the water.
LAURIE
Maybe you should see a shrink.
ANNIE
I want my money.
LAURIE
Go home for the weekend.
ANNIE
(after a beat)
Thats what Im going to do.
Im going to go home.
(she thinks about it)
I quit. Laurie, I quit. Im
going back to Baltimore.
(shes giddy)
How does a blonde do
Baseball, baseball, he thinks hes gonna score.
If you let him go all the way, then you are a...
Hor... ticulture studies flowers...
Oh, no, she didnt.
Oh, yes, she did.
Girlfriends booty be "all" wrapped up in licious.
"All" wrapped up.
Youre pretty dope and phat yourselves.
Ling-Ling! You forgot lunch, baby pie!
Chicken with fried vegetable, bulgogi, and Kimchi.
Thanks, Mom.
Okay. You all learn
baseball glove
had to go through probate.
-You and Sully were kids together?
-Yeah, there were three of us.
Me and Sully, and a girl named Carol.
-Carol Gerber?
-Thats right.
Im hoping shell be here.
You didnt hear about Carol?
No.
Im afraid shes dead.
Im so sorry.
This street is where it all happened.
Its not much now.
Why do we always expect home
will stay the same?
Nothing else does.
Its funny
school every
morning... with no music...
(Korean; subtitled)
[Just our damn Nanny...]
EXT. CRENSHAW BLVD - DAY
Javals van, also with tinted windows, turns onto Crenshaw. It
follows the Mercedes, several cars behind it.
INT. JAVALS VAN - (MOVING SHOT) - DAY
Javal, wired, drums on the steering wheel while driving. He
glances at some expertly constructed, radio-control REMOTE
UNITS sitting on the se
school for you.
Are you gonna make new friends, too, Mom?
Of course. There are plenty of nice, normal people here.
Morning, Tom. Hear the results of New Yorks Aqueduct today?
Otis, my man, I already lost.
Can you get this off my car? It scratches easy.
Who you gonna bet on at Del Mar?
Nobody, Im broke. Im going to work.
The Pacific Flyer to San Francisco departs on track four.
All aboard.
Relax,
FADE IN:
INT. GRUBBY HOTEL CORRIDOR - DAY (DIMLY LIT)
A woman's face BACKS INTO SHOT, her head resting against grimy
wallpaper. She is tense, sweaty, wide-eyed with concentration.
This is CLARICE STARLING - mid-20's, trim, very pretty. She wears
Kevlar body armor over a navy windbreaker, khaki pants. Her thick
hair is piled under a navy baseball cap.
description
-2nd grade of Middle School
-Beginning level students in Seoul
-30 students in a class
3. Dialogue
4. Chain Drill
☞Key Sentence 1. Which season do you prefer, summer or winter?
☞Key Sentence 2. I prefer summer to winter
☞Key Sentence 3. I am good at winter sports