Forces Of Nature Script
[ Woman Echoing ]
Its a great pleasure--
[ Echoing ]
Its a great pleasure--
Its a great pleasure
to have all of you here today.
l thought you all
might begin your tour here.
[ Shouting ]
[ Man ] I really didnt want
a bachelor party in the first place.
Ill tell you why. lts not
that lm against tradition.
Theres just something bizarre about
having a strange, naked woman...
d
An Evening With Kevin Smith Script
Kevin Smith directed and acted
in his New Jersey Chronicles:
Clerks, Mallrats,
Chasing Amy, Dogma...
...and the final chapter,
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
Smith presents his own lens through
which we may view the world.
And although its not
always rose-colored...
...we learn a new way
to examine spirituality...
...sexuality and human relationships.
Give it u
Guru Script
[Mystical sitar music]
[Celebratory Indian music]
[Sings joyous song]
[Sings joyously in response]
[Upbeat rock n roll music]
I got chills
Theyre multiplyin
And Im losin control
Cause the power youre supplyin
Its electrifyin
- Youre the one that I want
- You are the one I want
Oo-oo-oo, honey
- The one that I want
- You are the one I want
Oo-oo-oo, honey
- The one that I want
- You ar
Deliver Us From Eva Script
You know when a funeral is really awful?
When its yours.
Thats me, Ray Adams-
young, gifted and dead.
These are my remains.
And these three mournful brothers,
theyre the men who killed me.
Aw, they look so sad, dont they?
But this is how they really feel.
But theyre not the real reason Im dead.
These are their women. Fine, aint they?
Some families are blessed with great
Evelyn Script
Evelyn, did Jesus have a big sister?
No, Dermot, he didnt. He wasnt as lucky as you.
He had two daddies, though. God the Father and Joseph the carpenter.
Did Joseph ever do a bit of painting and decorating like my dad?
Evelyn, you take the boys home. lll go find your mother.
-All right, Dad. -Good girl.
l want the big one.
The big ones mine. lm the biggest. Come on.
l told you l was
Four Weddings And A Funeral Script
- Come here.
- What?
- Good morning, Mrs Staples.
- Good morning, madam.
Late! Late!
Oh, fuck! Fuck!
Fuck!
- Fuck! Right, we take yours.
- It only goes miles an hour.
What turn-off?
- Better not be the B .
- Its the B .
Fuck it!
Fuck!
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuckity fuck!
Bugger.
Hello, Charles.
Theres a greatness to your lateness.
Its not achieved without real suffer
House Of 1,000 Corpses Script
Announcer:
Attention, boils and ghouls,
its time for Dr. Wolfensteins
"Creature Feature Show."
Ah-hhh.
The doctor is in.
Dont scream. Dont move.
Stay tuned for Channel s
Halloween Eve movie marathon.
Im your host,
your ghost host
with the most,
Dr. Wolfenstein.
I will be with you
until the end.
Howdy folks.
Black Blood.
Violence.
Freaks of Nature.
Come on down to Cap
Guarding Tess Script
Breakfast.
Im going.
I thought Id say goodbye.
Gentlemen, again, all the best.
Take good care.
Good luck and goodbye.
Its been fun.
Here you go, sir.
- Thank you.
- Youre welcome.
Im here to see
the director of the Secret Service.
Okay. Thanks.
Is there anyplace
where I could put my bags?
Over there.
- Thank you.
- Okay.
Congratulations, Doug. Youve done
a terrific job on a t
THE MASK
Revised by Chuck Russell
Third Draft
April 21, 1993
SHOOTING DRAFT
EXT. HIGH SEAS - DAY
The dragonhead prow of an ancient Viking ship cuts through the thick fog of the rough North Atlantic Sea.
MUSIC EXPLODES: WAGNERS "GOTTERDAMMERUNG" (Twilight of the Gods)
SUPERIMPOSE: THE TENTH CENTURY A.D.
EXT. BOW OF THE SHIP - DAY
Viking explorer LEIF ERICSON carefully studies his fob compass as he
Eddie Izzard: Dress To Kill Script
San Francisco.
Town city of gleaming spires.
People live here.
Golden Gate Bridge.
The Romans came here.
They built buildings with things.
Ducks. Cows. Cows who look weird.
And convicts.
(# Spooky modern jazz)
Criminal element.
San Francisco is no exception.
Criminals who look quite ordinary
but are more criminal
than you could ever guess.
lm taken in their
pris